“Excuse me, are you a sir, a ma’am, or otherwise?” The light tapping of it’s jaw with their boot drew the dragon’s attention more than the words. It’s great eye cracked open, pupil narrow. A growl rose in it’s throat.
“I’m trying to be polite,” the human said in response, their own eyes narrowing and hands planting on their hips. “This is my pasture you know, and I have to get the sheep through that gate.” With a smoking snort, the dragon’s eye slipped back closed, earning it a proper kick that it didn’t even seem to notice.
“Damnable flying lizards,” the human grumbled. Arms dropping to their sides, they gave a huff of their own. Turning on their heel, they stormed back down into the valley.
They’d be back a few hours later with the doors off a barn and a can-do attitude.












