Super late headcanons for Krem of DA:I
Krem, in my not so humble opinion, is an absolute god of a man - you got that?
This man definitely did try to teach Iron Bull how to bind his bosom.
He also got punished in training for it.
Krem also definitely makes stuffed nugs for all of the children of Skyhold, however he doesn’t give them out himself. He will tuck them away in a barrel of the court yard at night and wake up early to watch the children dig through it with glee.
Krem is a huge romantic at heart but he’s super awkward and doesn’t know how to talk once he realizes that he’s developed a crush.
Krem has written several letters to his mother but always tears them up or burns them.
One night he drunkenly tells Dorian what happened to his father. Dorian started to track him down the next day.
Although he is loyal to to the Chargers, I high key feel like he caught on to Bull’s confusion early on and started shifting more towards the Inquisition. Krem would never betray Bull, but he would stand against him to save him from himself.
He wants children one day, even though he knows his body can’t create them. Krem and his lucky gal will end up adopting a few of the children orphaned by war.
For some reason I really want him and Fenris to link up and give the slave traders of Tevinter hell so yes - that does happen. It is a thing. Don’t ask me how.
I also feel like he and Alistar would be great drinking buddies regardless of the ending route you took in Origins. I just feel like these two romantic bookends would vibe so perfectly. So yeah, Krem drinks with the King on the weekends.
Essentially Krem is a Cinnamonroll through and through and I love him and just wish HE WAS FRICKING ROMANCABLE IN THE GAME BIOWARE YOU FECKING SUCK.
@ruki-nozaka here is my late thingy. I apologize for the delay.
