Apr 13, 2018
A weeb moved into my town the other day
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A weeb moved into my town the other day
Snake worked out a lot this year and is going to keep working out! He likes it and wants to keep at it! Good for him!
Find what you’re good at and stick to it, that’s what my dad always said!
He actually really did always say that! That’s real dad advice, straight from my dad to me and from me to you!
The last two personality types talking about the game’s 2-year anniversary. I don’t normally make three posts in a day, but I’ve got too many things to make posts out of right now and, let’s face facts, New Leaf ain’t exactly producing a lot of new content for me these days.
Snake enjoying Jack’s Creepy Castle. Man! How many squats you suppose he does? It’s probably more to do with how much weight he’s slingin’ with every squat, right? Like he just loads up hundreds and hundreds of pounds before he bends those knees of his? I suppose the tough part is actually when he unbends them.
The first three personality types talking to me about Explorer’s Day: Peppy, Jock, and Smug. I had to mix and match Zell’s dialogue with Leopold’s because of what screenshots I had (or rather, didn’t have) handy, but you get the idea.
I’d love to make a bunch of jokes about all of them, but I’m gonna keep it real with you guys. I just don’t care all that much.
When I was a kid, my friends and I would play on the swingset of our elementary school by jumping off of it at the height of our swings. It was pretty dumb. We got hurt a lot. Kept doin’ it, though! We sure didn’t stop!
I guess it’s a pretty universal experience to just keep doing dumb stuff that’ll hurt you if it’s fun enough!
Snake, enjoying either the cute tent or the Hello Kitty tent. He drank five cups of “nap-time tea,” and now he wants to fall asleep. I imagine he’ll probably only actually sleep for half an hour or so before he wakes up and has to use the bathroom really badly, but I hope he enjoys his nap before and after that.
Snake enjoying the new pipe park. He plans on using it to train, though I’m not really sure how he hopes to do that. I guess by, like, running and jumping on and around and over the various pieces of the park? It’s not like he can do pull-ups on anything here, or anything like that. He could certainly do pushups or lifts, but he could do those pretty much anywhere.
You know what? He probably knows what he’s doing.