Possible successors to Actor-Network-Theory (ANT)
extractor network theory (the social only exists as a shifting graph of relationships. and we analyze it through flow-network graph cuts)
actress-matrix theory (FEMINISM.)
fudge-factor-network theory (ehhh, just make something up and claim that it's methodologically sound)
impactor-network theory (consider the large N limit of ANT and realize it looks a lot like the ideal gas law)
hacker network theory (💻🥷 im in)
actor net-worth theory (bet Matt Damon is raking it in)
actor-wetwork theory (youse thought youse could outrun ol' bruno, eh? break da network start fresh, eh? da boss sends 'is regards, materially-semiotically mediated through a series of actors including a telephone, laundered money, me, this gun here,)
actor network therians (a discord server of those afformentioned non-human actors)
malefactor hex-curse theory
second-order ANT (why does my corkboard mapping out all my relationships cause my friends to stop talking to me)
string theory














