Apr 4, 2015
Could really do without all the various problems I have brought upon myself by my sleep and energy drink habits like
#wouldn't it be great if ~~~body detox~~~ were actually a thing#that would be amazing#what if cucumber water and lemon juice cleanses or w/e like#ACTUALLY DID THINGS#GOOD THINGS#what if I could actually HAVE a zero-effort miracle cure#what if I could ingest something organically and mysteriously grown to fix all this#I don't actually have overeating problems but the teeny tiny amount that blood flow to the stomach helps migraines definitely has me in#'I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO EAT TO AMELIORATE THIS' mode basically all the time when I'm uncomfortable#'if only someone would bring me a sandwich my ills would all be cured'#'if I could find just the RIGHT snack I'd feel better'#nothing like the false hope of the first bite of food on that empty stomach when you've got a vicious migraine brewing#A BRIEF CIRCULATORY DISTRACTION...
