I’m honestly doing this, goodness.
https://missdrarrydawn.tumblr.com/post/624100560139845632/b-r-u-h-harry-totally-is-the-fbi-agent-though-a
This thread is the inspiration for the following story. Yes, I’m honestly doing this.
This is for the legends who started the thread in the first place.
Part 1:
Harry was now fully convinced McGonagall had lost her mind.
She had to have done so, otherwise she wouldn't have done this.
The barmy old witch found a way to blend Muggle phones with magic. Harry didn't dare try to understand how, because it seemed so utterly improbable that it just wasn't worth the attempt and would most likely end with his brain fried.
But she had done it. Actually done it.
And not only did McGonagall find a way to implement phones into Hogwarts, she also found a way to wire interned there too. It had taken some tricky work from various Magic theory Ministry workers apparently, but the blend of magic and electricity had finally been achieved.
It was revolutionary and Harry would've been celebrating, were it not for one teeny weeny problem.
She wanted to use this new discovery to educate Purebloods among the students on Muggle technology and Muggle ways.
Which was all well and good, necessary even, but Harry did not like that she instructed one Muggleborn to pair up with one Pureblood to help guide them and help them along.
That is how Harry ended up monitoring Malfoy's Google searches like some sort of Muggle secret service agent, something like the American FBI, which sounded like an honest to Merlin hassle.
At first, Harry was quite disgruntled to have to do this, especially since Malfoy always got really huffy over it, but over time Harry came to enjoy his new extracurricular activity.
I don’t think I’ll be posting this to AO3, so whoever likes it might have to stick around my tumblr for more.
