#actually legit

[garlikers]

Restaurant review

I went to McDonalds and ordered a bigmac with fries. But there was no garlic in it so i chocked on the burger and almost died. I give this restaurant a 2 out of 5 stars

[how-queerious]

Me, quoting a post: The bigger your shoes, the bigger your dick. The bigger your car, the smaller your dick. No wonder people are afraid of clowns.

Me, continuing and wheezing: So clowns have big dick energy

My sibling: Have you seen Joker? Tiny dick energy

Me: *whEEZE*

[darthimperius]

I think Facebook just recommended to me Neptuno's personal Facebook?

[how-queerious]

My french teacher: Can you answer the question.

*pause*

My friend: No, I don't speak french.

[nzproblems]

Congratulations

To tumblr user @worldmapswithoutnewzealand for taking NZ memery mainstream:

Story Here

Fact-check here

However, as cool as it is that NZ memery made it to the national news, you will find that the map is actually intentional. The image on the page is named error-map-with-nz-gone2.jpg and I think it’s supposed to be joke about nz not being found. The original picture with original filename is below:

[monkinonk]

Thank you Kodlak for believing in me.

Derp.

[lucario-theaurapokemon]

Those who reblog this before June 7th will actually receive a Pokemon egg!

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lucario-theaurapokemon

Because the people who posted this lied, I will actually do this. All you have to do is reblog this and I will give you an Pokemon egg! 

(however, this will be to the first 350 who post this) - I might think about increasing this number

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You don’t have to be a Pokemon roleplay blog, or a Pokemon blog, to participate in this. However, you need to have a submit box, I cant add pictures in ask boxes ~

Example:

“Here’s your pokemon egg! Take good care of it ‘til it hatches!”

*next day* “Oh look! Your egg is about to hatch!”

“It hatched into…”

“…an Aron! Congratulations!”

This is just an example — you could get any pokemon! Maybe even a shiny or a legendary~

[thenextbrokage]

I dunno dude Kakuzu is pretty attractive when you forget about the whole Rotting Threadbeast thing