#actually said

[chronicler-of-quotes]

"The hottest men used to be women."

- my little sister, April 22nd, 2026

[anxiousdragoncollector]

"Yea, I'm probably gonna read the fanfiction, 'cause this is painful. Just be gay already!"

~My friend, while watching Merlin

[eightpointedfagdyke]

“it doesn’t matter who’s fronting i’m going to vore you either way”

[strikingtwelves]

Hey @rowanthestrange did you see

this?

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

You make a good point about his past use of British slang. I assumed he picked up knob from spending so much time with Saoirse and Florence last year. At any rate, since it's not an American expression, his publicist would never use it in a fabricated quote to be slipped into a profile, which is apparently what some people want to believe happened because they can't accept what he said about Lily.

Exactly, anon.

[jeffreycombs]

a girl asked me on a date a girl asked me on a date a girl asked me on a date a girl asked me on a date a girl asked me on a fucking date

[alex-guerin]

Clint/Coulson writers! I have a prompt for you!

One of them is set up on a blind date (probably Clint by Natasha) but misses it because they forgot to set their clock ahead for Daylight Savings Time, so they ended up being an hour late. They don’t realize this though, so they go, spot a person wearing the same clothes their date was suppose to have on and assume it was their date. They spend the day together and really hit it off only to learn that this wasn’t who they were suppose to have their date with. And of course, in true Clint fashion, he utters the line, “Aw Daylights Savings Time, no....” when he realizes what happened. 

Now Go! Someone write this for me! I have a mighty need!!!! 

[addictedtorawcarrot]

*Me sitting on carousel about to end*

"another round my good sir!"