#actuallyhappened

[rosalinesurvived]

I have now come to realise that an aspect of the Gen Z personality is stopping in the middle of the road to fix your earphones.

EDIT: Its actually both hilarious and worrying how many people have liked this overnight

[thewolfs0ul]

Person 1: As long as your coping doesn’t hurt you or anyone else, do whatever you need to be mentally healthy!

Person 2: Oh, in that case, I’m excited for Christmas because it makes me happy and helps me distract from trauma 

Person 1: It’s not even December 23rd yet!!! Christmas needs to be kept on Christmas week!!! I don’t like Christmas anyway! I have ‘bad’ memories of Christmas and I feel the need to push this on you so you can’t use this to cope anymore!! but I’ll get mad if you use an unhealthy coping methods but I won’t do anything!

[haunted-victorian-hermit]

My mother, describing a fight between my brother and I: "...And I had to hang up the phone because I couldn't tell who was crying."

Me, in the bathroom brushing my hair: "I DON'T CRY MOM!"

My father, weary from work: "Yes you do."

Me, (15) t posing: "I haven't cried in front of a sentient being since the summer of 1964!"

My brother, in bed trying to sleep: "OK Boomer!"

[hsitposts]

you know what they say about teen boys

they memorize and perform the first horse girl tik tok they are shown

[queenofchaos7]

Friend: Did you watch infinity war.

Me: Yes.

Friend: Did you cry?

Me: Yes.

Friend: It was very sad. I mean thousands of people died.

Me: Loki and Peter died.*sad face*

Friend: Half the population died.

Me: Yes, they did. That is so sad. Alexa play despacito.

(Alexa: Playing Despacito by Luis Fonsi on Amazon music.)

Friend:*smiles*

Me: But Loki and Peter died.

Friend:*facepalms*

(Alexa: Despacito...)

[geoscitruthbomb]

When your friends want to go hike a butte, at night, while completely wasted

[haunted-victorian-hermit]

I brought 187 acorns to school. This is my life and these are my choices

[wetheweebs]

when your sibling is getting their ass beat so u clean up quickly hoping your not next

this happened when i was 8