#parentals

[luckydiorxoxo]

The rents'

[dailydccomics]

spotted: cutest couple alive Superman #24

[withering-whisps]

My father is hoovering... why the fuck is he hoovering...?

[lurkylurker25]

I'm so glad my parents are poor because if they weren't, they would retire and move to Palm Springs (where they are now) and I'd never see then again because I refuse to go to the desert unless I'm getting rid of a body

[surfeit-of-stoats]

this is incredibly petty but I've had literally one of the worst days of my life so idc. Mom just came to put some food in my fridge and checked on me and when I said I was "exhausted" she said "I resemble that" and like. no you fucking do not. my bones are heavy and my brain can barely process the input of my own thoughts. I can't eat or drink normally. you, 65 year old woman who can do days on end of yardwork, have no FUCKING clue what I feel like.

[midnightkissme]

I know good parents exist, I've just never seen them

[hiddenloveparadise]

BRUH

Do y’all understand how fucking irritating it is to live with someone that literally complains or finds an issue with EVERYTHING. Like just say thank you for the food that’s being cooked for you and stop being a dick