Actual events from today
Me: i have to tell you a joke
Friend: okay
Me: *already giggling*
Me: okay so i was at a uni open day and
Me: *more giggling*
Friend: it's okay, take your time
Me: and i told someone i want to study actuarial sciences and
Me: *wheezing from laughter*
Me: she said WHAT A RISKY CHOICE
Me: *now literally unable to stand upright from laughter*
Friend: (not laughing or understanding why i'm taking my glasses off to wipe my eyes) i'm sorry, i don't know what actuarial science is
Reader, it took me 6 minutes to type this post because i had to stop halfway and get the giggles out. It's such a bad joke but it's so funny. And i told my actuary friends, and they reacted the exact same way.

















