#get it?!

[karihighman]

The irony of this awkwardness is not lost on the fandom I’m sure @ Marina 😅🤣🤭 no but in all seriousness I love how they all FaceTimed Tracy!!

[tlmtwelve]

Mandala May Day 11: Padme Amidala

[ayronaught]

Actual events from today

Me: i have to tell you a joke

Friend: okay

Me: *already giggling*

Me: okay so i was at a uni open day and

Me: *more giggling*

Friend: it's okay, take your time

Me: and i told someone i want to study actuarial sciences and

Me: *wheezing from laughter*

Me: she said WHAT A RISKY CHOICE

Me: *now literally unable to stand upright from laughter*

Friend: (not laughing or understanding why i'm taking my glasses off to wipe my eyes) i'm sorry, i don't know what actuarial science is

Reader, it took me 6 minutes to type this post because i had to stop halfway and get the giggles out. It's such a bad joke but it's so funny. And i told my actuary friends, and they reacted the exact same way.

[whewchilli-theghetto]

Mike sells property.

Mike Realtor.

I'm here all week.

[mikmikbrody]

Another speed demon

[david-blogs-sw]

The Jedi and the Clones went together like peanut butter and chocolate. But Sidious poisoned the chocolate.

Ah, the world's best combo and an excellent metaphor!

Worthy of my... 501st post.

[azure-steel]

@millionsnife asked: ❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞ Various Sentence Starters - ACCEPTING

"Huh... pretty sure I didn't ask for your advice? And even if I wanted to ask random cacti for their words of wisdom, I bet the wild cactuar out in Corel would be less prickly than you, yeah...?"