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[foldbaron]

Taliesin overselling the bit.

[redcanvas4]

Smosh mouth ad read had me crying on the floor

[mydownloadedfyp]

Not my vid

[spazoutloud]

gifs weren't gonna do this ad read justice [X]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I am immediately skeptical of any companies that youtubers all hock at the exact same time. There's Audible, which has given Amazon a monopoly on audiobooks. All those VPNs and health apps that sell your personal data to the government. Shitty video games and samey website generators and online classes that hide information behind paywalls when you can find the exact same tutorials elsewhere for free. The newest thing being shoved down my throat is Ground News, which purports to show you which media outlets are biased in which political direction, and lemme just say

Maybe it is a truly reliable resource that every single youtuber has thoroughly vetted and decided to vouch for simultaneously, or maybe it's in the pocket of some evil corporate entity and it says all of their headlines are gospel and everyone else is full of shit. Are they organic partnerships, or is Google incentivizing its freelance employees to sell their souls to the devil? It's hard for me to trust a company whose business model is "trust us, we do the research for you, why would we lie?" I dunno, I've just seen too many breaches and failures over the years. It's only paranoia if it's wrong.

[mcelquotes]

Food is the gasoline that makes your body car go.

Griffin McElroy

[undead-knick-knack]

I heard there was a new meme format

[therobotmonster]

And today's video is sponsored by Scentberg.

Look, we all live busy, harrowing lives, so none of us really have time to smell good. So spend your few days of vacation down in historic Scentberg, the smelliest city in the nation, but in the good way.

You'll be exposed to a variety of pleasant yet indescribable scents as you walk our well preserved cobblestone streets and are overcharged by employees of megacorporations cosplaying as local business owners. Amble down to forth street for a blast of 'Wandering Wick' or amble to the sea of "Sunset Implications", or take a deep whiff down at the bog for a frozen yogurt and a whiff of "Aural Lavender Surprise".

My personal favorite is the blasted heath above the old cemetery, with notes of pine, ash, hazelnut, caramelized sins and roast brisket.

So come on down and try a free stroll around Scentberg today, or subscribe to Scentberg by moving into one of several abandoned homes on the outskirts of town.

Now back to the video.