Any headcanons on post s5 Blunder yet?
Hey, anon! I’m honestly really touched and honored you actually just came straight to me to ask? Like, seriously, I love getting this message so much.
I’ll be honest that my brain is really, REALLY not working correctly at the moment because I am very tired lmfao and I’m rewatching with my roommate right now, so I’m a little distracted rn lol. Here’s me spitballing some ideas though! :)
I think for a while, Gob and Tony will definitely be...jittery around each other. Lots of moments like the “same” scene in s4, moments where they touch and they’re still confused about what they’re feeling. I don’t know if Gob realizes he’s still into guys, you know?
Like it always does with them, things soon explode. You know, they realize the meaning behind their words of “hand stuff”. This takes a couple days, tbh.
No kissing for a while. Kissing makes it gay, makes it feelings-y, makes it something more than just...hands. Friendship. Lmfao
Not to like brag but uh...I do think a lot of things like my fic will happen. You know, shoving against the wall, lots of more violent, passionate things, nothing sweet for some time.
Sally and Joni totally know. They just...don’t care. It’s hard to make themselves care. Blunder thinks they are being so sneaky but they’re not. EVERYONE knows they’re hooking up.
They’re basically boyfriends without labeling it. They’re both too in love to let it go. Ever.
They’re running opposing companies, too. And they’re both SO. DUMB. So that’ll be fun, right? The drama! The Romeo and Juliet of it all!
But, of course, they think it’s R&J style drama, but does anyone else? The companies are both not doing well, no one cares like at all.
In fact, the idea of the Bluth and Sitwell companies combining sounds like a good idea to them for a moment. Lucille might even change her opinion on gay marriage just for the idea of pushing the companies into a merger? Well, “change” her opinion lol
Of course, then the reminder that the two of them are complete IDIOTS with very limited business savvy ruins that idea
Again, this is some random spitballing but I’m always eager to talk over some more things!! Like Gob has ADHD being totally canon confirmed at this point lol









