#adaeve

[himewarlock]

i love this game bro

[procyonloser]

Lilith raised an eyebrow at the figure on her doorstep. It was almost certainly Adam, though she'd not seen him in actual eons, and last time she'd laid eyes on him he'd been significantly less clothed. She thought it was odd he was wearing a mask, though it was still fairly easy to tell it was him

"You fucking cursed me, you fucking bitch, I just know it was you, who the fuck else would it be-" Adam ranted at her, and Lilith's mood went from mildly amused to annoyed, and when she got annoyed, her husband picked up on her mood. Within moments, eyes spread across the floor and walls of the mansions entry hall, and Adam flinched backwards, his mask flickering in shock.

"What-" Adam started, distracted by Lucifer's reaction, so he didn't notice Lilith reaching out, her arm and hand growing beastly, sharp, and vicious. She ripped the mask off of his face, cracking it under her grasp. Adam looked much the same as she remembered, though life had clearly worn hard on him, shadows were deep under his eyes, and he had unkempt stubble across his chin.

"Adam." Lilith said, with some bite. In a flash of light and a red feather falling past her face, a hand was on her hip.

"Adam?" Lucifer asked, eyes widening slightly as he looked up at the man. It'd been ten thousand years since they'd seen one another. Lilith and Adam had split, or rather, she'd left him before she'd fallen in love with Lucifer. She knew he blamed Lucifer, but he'd only been a friend to her when she decided on leaving.

Adam looked flushed with embarrassment, and anger, seeing them both together. "You cursed me!"

"I did no such thing." Lilith said simply, rolling her eyes. And he said women were dramatic.

"I've also not cursed anyone, not recently anyway. And not you, Adam. Good to see you again, buddy, how are you hanging in? Enjoying heaven?" Lucifer asked, friendly as always, ignoring the very pointed glare aimed at him.

"Don't fucking talk to me like we're friends." Adam hissed, shoulders hunching up. "...Where... Where is Eve? If it wasn't you, then..."

Lilith and Lucifer exchanged a look. It was exceedingly plausible that Eve cursed Adam, she had a book of curses, she had tattoos that were curses for the weak willed that couldn't even look upon them without breaking out in hives. If anyone cursed Adam, it was Eve.

"We don't know that for certain," Lucifer said, defending his sort of situationship with the other chaotic woman.

"I have a pussy now!" Adam barked, but his face was red and his fists were balled up at his sides.

It was Eve, Lilith thought, and judging by the face Lucifer made, he'd come to the same agreement.

"I'm sorry we can't be of more help to you, but please enjoy your new self." Lilith said smoothly, trying to shut the door on her ex husband, who still looked flustered. "I recommend curling your fingers, instead of just jackhammering them in about five times and considering that foreplay..."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Adam yelped, sticking his hand in between the door and frame. "Can't you do anything?! Lucifer?! Can't you... I don't know, reverse it?"

"And risk pissing off Eve? Haha, no thanks, I may be immortal, but I don't have a death wish." Lucifer laughed at the absurdity of the question. "You can come in and wait for her, though. I'm sure she'll be by soon."

Lilith shot her husband a betrayed look, but Adam instantly looked relieved, and she suspected he wasn't about to go anywhere soon anyway.

And, Adam with a cunt was an interesting conundrum, she thought to herself, very interesting. Maybe Eve knew what she was doing.

[adamsmalice-blog]

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

MEME : ACCEPTING ;

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Just want to make a note, I had recently finished Nier : E, and after getting this ask I was REALLY BROKEN SO-- this is more of a short fic instead of a proper answer? Anyways, anon enjoy!

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   When he's blinked back to consciousness everything is focused, his limbs don't feel as heavy anymore and there's a small noise coming from his side.

   It seems Eve had been sleeping… but why would he be sleeping still, wasn't it morning? More importantly, why was he here? There's a small laugh over his lips and then he feels something hot down his cheeks, dripping slowly and landing on the pale ground underneath them.

    What is this… Machines couldn't feel emotion… could they? But regardless of all of it, he still feels more of the liquid spill down his cheeks, he was crying. For what? He couldn't remember, possibly having Eve back with him was enough to trigger emotions deep in his chest.

“Brother.”

  It’s quiet but Adam turns his attention towards the sound, probably looking a mess, but it's with Eve’s next words that puncture deeper into realization that… it was true.

“We don't have to fight anymore.”

  Eve sits up and pulls the other close, the tears seemed to keep coming and he wants to apologize, he wants to say he didn't mean what he’d done… He felt guilt he left Eve alone in a place with countless dangers without any warnings on how the future would unfold.

He was selfish, he wasn't kind in any way… It hurt… Why did it hurt so much…?

“It's okay, we have each other now, right?”

  Adam nods despite the growing feeling of unease in his chest.

“I left you alone for my own selfish desires, you have had to face such hardships on your own all for the sake of wanting to know more about people who are simply machines…” Adam shakes his head, “We are all the same Eve… there isn't anything that differentiates our two beings. Just mindless misinformation.”

  It isn't long before they're back in an embrace, Eve calmly fallen asleep that Adam feels the same impulse, a sense of security he had never had before, or perhaps he had just taken what was given for granted… His eyes flutter close all while he thinks on how cold it was getting.

[himewarlock]

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[himewarlock]

Assorted Your Mother Disgusts Me shitposts

[himewarlock]

this image lowkey gives me cuteness aggression. 1 like and i squash them like bugs