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"Hi Miss Potts. I'm Abby from the IT department. I was told that you are having issues with your computer."
“Yup. Just a few minor things. Um...I can’t seem to get around a couple of errors, but I’m thinking that’s a website problem and not my computer.” Pepper laughed. “Occasionally, the letters with come up with all caps without me pressing the caps button. Other than that. I’m good.”
@addicted-to-caf-pows
[Text to Cyber Wizard] Please come down to my lab. It's urgent.
[Nightingale:] Must I? How urgent is it?
Merlin/Penelope
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - as long as love lasts
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Merlin is a slow poke
How was their first kiss? - electric (hasn’t even met her yet)
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Penelope because she got sick of waiting for Merlin, though Merlin is a gentleman and wanted to ask the people who mean the most to her first. talk about jumping the gun
Who is the best man/men? - Harry (if alive) Eggsy or Q (friend of Merlin from Mi6 AU)
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Derek and Dr Ducky
Who did the most planning? - Penelope
Who stressed the most? - Merlin is a stress ball no matter what though he doesn’t show it all the time
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? - Both take turns equally
Who is the one to instigate things? - Penelope has a way with words
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - No one watches the clock
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Equal opportunity for all
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Tamagotchi?
How many children will they adopt? - the one Tamagotchi is enough
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - no diapers but it poops a lot
Who is the stricter parent? - Penelope
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Penelope makes sure that little bugger has batteries otherwise it does get dangerous
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Merlin packs Penelope’s lunch
Who is the more loved parent? - Penelope, Merlin wants nothing to do with the thing however it makes her happy
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Penelope has a Tamagotchi group she leads online
Who cried the most at graduation? - graduated from plug and play batteries to a rechargeable
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Merlin would need to be bailed out if something happened to that Tamagotchi
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Merlin though Penelope does a great job
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Merlin is always a snob
Who does the grocery shopping? - Penelope if she wanted something special although Merlin has a standing online order
How often do they bake desserts? - once or twice a week pastries are yummy
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both equally Merlin does like his veggies
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Penelope she is a sweet heart
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Merlin when he doesn’t feel like cooking and just to spoil Penelope to show how much he appreciates her
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - neither
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both have a thing about organization
Who is really against chores? - neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Penelope only her Tamagotchi makes a mess
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - no rugs to many allergens
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Merlin is still the stress ball
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Penelope because Merlin keeps passing out on the couch
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Penelope, it takes good water pressure to handle that hair
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - The Recruits at Merlin's work
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Penelope would when ever she felt like it
What are their goals for the relationship? - Growth as individuals as well as a couple, but who doesn’t want that?
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Merlin after working for three days straight non stop
Who plays the most pranks? - Penelope has this down to an art form
Merlin/Abby
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - That depends on what country they live in and if Abby can handle the Caf pow withdrawals
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -Merlin needs time they are just getting to know one another
How was their first kiss? - NEVER HAPPENED, Merlin kind of imagines that her kisses would be sweet like the soda she inhales
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Abby because Merlin isn’t that upfront with his feels
Who is the best man/men? - Harry or Eggsy or Q (his son in AU)
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Dr. Donald Mallard
Who did the most planning? - Abby she likes unique things
Who stressed the most? - Merlin is a stress ball
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? - WELLLLLLLLLL Abby
Who is the one to instigate things? - Abby would push buttons
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -That depends on Abby’s if she allows him to reach climax
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Lady’s First always
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Kitty?
How many children will they adopt? - What a four legged furr baby is a baby too
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Litter pan
Who is the stricter parent? - Abby
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Home school Mcstuffin
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Merlin makes the food all natural
Who is the more loved parent? - Abby it makes Merlin sad
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Merlin
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Merlin is a SNOB
Who does the grocery shopping? - Abby for her addiction to procure Caf-pow
How often do they bake desserts? - once a week
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Merlin does a balance however that doesn’t prevent Abby from making poor food choices
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Abby would try
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Abby
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -Yeah I think she would try however she would most likely accidentally burn the kitchen down by using it as a lab doing experiments
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Merlin
Who is really against chores? -Abby though she is a clean organized person
Who cleans up after the pets? - Merlin
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - What rug those things catch fire?
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Merlin
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Abby
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Abby those bubbles aren’t going to sing to themselves
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Kitty and Merlin is still training him
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Have you seen nightmare before christmas?
What are their goals for the relationship? - see how things go enjoy the moments
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Abby
Who plays the most pranks? -oooh Abby
Down In The Lab
Havok sighed as he was escorted by a man with grey hair down to the forensics lab. He was to be Abigail assistant, not that he minded. The demon liked woman, more so if they were faithful and didn’t cheat. He hated cheater and punished them as they should be.
“ Abby, they got you another assistant.’ The grey hair male told the woman as they entered the lab. She was pretty and most certainly goth.
@addicted-to-caf-pows
The goth is walking with her black lacy sunbrella covering her overly sensitive skin. She doesn't see Steve and bumps into him, tripping and skinning her knees and dropping her sunbrella.
DC wasn't his favourite place to be; not when he was constantlyreminded of what had happened. Even walking down the pavement hecould remember the fight on the bridge, the fight on the helicarrierand how he felt finding out his best friend had been alive. Steveknew he should've been focusing on where he was going but DC alwaysbrought back horrible memories. If he had been paying attention hewould've seen the dame that he'd run into. "Sorry, sorry. Areyou okay?"
Arrow thingie (cuz mobile)
Merlin had come to American facilities in Washington to meet with some possible additions to the Kingsman family. After his arrival into the facilities Merlin fussed with his zipper for a few good minutes, to his shock a pig tailed woman with a lab coat,with out hesitation unjammed his coat “Mada…err..Thank you?” he stuttered removing his coat and straightening out his suit jacket.
"I'm so sorry! Shit! Sorry!" The goth curses when she runs smack dab into a rather handsome gentleman, dropping all of her papers onto the sidewalk.
Percival was rounding a corner, stride confident and sure. Except when he noticed the briskly moving young woman, one paying attention to what was in her hands, and not what was in front of her. He tried to take an evasive step to the side to avoid colliding with her, but she stepped wide too, and then his maneuvering window is gone. Collision course set, he manages to tuck his umbrella over his elbow to free both hands to catch her once she does crash into him.
Strong hands cup her elbows, and keep her upright before helping her find her footing a pace away from him. “It’s quite alright,” he murmurs, amusement tinging his tone. He kneels in front of her, helping her pick up the pages, unable to help but glance at a few of them. “Are you alright?”
Oh, curious, she may be able to help with my case.
