htid tntduo chaperoning a school dance
Q spending half the night supervising Wilbur to make sure he doesnt accidentally spike the punch or get drunk
Wilbur embarrassingly cheering "go get em!" when fundy and dream shuffle around in an attempt at a slow dance
Wilbur teaching fundy how to tie a tie and having his whole "my baby my bubuh" moment
Q spending the whole night ogling Wilbur in his suit and breaking a glass from squeezing it too hard when Wilbur bends over to pick something off the ground
dashcon ball pit
Wilbur being there in part to play some music for the kids
fundy getting to have a PROUD "thats my dad" moment for once
Wilbur doing the cringiest little "this one's for you babe" at Q and then fucking up the song because Q is looking at him
Q ending up drinking more than Wilbur by the end of the night
First of all, immaculate, love it, no notes
And second, OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME TO SHARE THIS HERE
BEHOLD
it's a teaser for something ;)
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“Hey Dad, can I ride my bike to school today?” Tommy asked loudly as he searched the pantries for anything edible. His adoptive dad, Phil, had been on a Whole Foods kick lately, so their house was full of organic, whole-grain garbage.
His dad looked up from the morning news on Reddit with a kind of confused smile. “You called me dad…” He said softly, “You actually–”
