me, a lifelong adhd-er who knows damn well how bad my symptoms can mess w sleep: “ok brain, right now it’s 9:30 PM and i’m actually feeling tired so i’ll turn in early tonight; maybe i can get more than six hours of sleep for once!!! sound good?”
my adhd hell brain: *after i’ve successfully gotten comfy in bed* “yeahhh we could do that i guess. OR how about we get stuck in the adhd hashtag void on instagram for a few hours, get emotional for no real reason and feel that rsd just bc nobody called back tonight, and then we could use up a solid chunk of sleep time to distract the rsd by setting up an adhd tumblr acc?”
me, realizing this post is being typed at exactly 2:44 AM: “…you know what, let’s go with your plan.”
**all events that occurred were unfortunately not fictitious.**