Feb 2, 2024
#project hail mary- #the amazing digital circus
#dc comics#batman#dc#tim drake#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#dc fanart
- #pride month
- #iron lung
#lana del rey- #heated rivalry
#photography
#dc comics#batman#dc#tim drake#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#dc fanart
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"games without a quest log are so cool and smart" jesus fucking christ I need a quest log in real life
Dis you too, boo? meme
so you know ike in the movies, camera shows an alarm clock that just starts ringing, and the person wakes up, turns it off, looks at the ceiling and gets up
I want to see a version of that where the person snoozes the alarm 10 times, then stays in bed scrolling social media for another half an hour
how dare you make me curate my own tumblr, now i have to choose between the effort of setting this up and the existential dread of knowing i should be doing things when instead i could just go "haha executive dysfunction relatable"
“A true princess has ADHD!”
holds out crown
Me, obsessively sweeping all the grit off the fitted sheet with fiery rage in my eyes: “THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE OKAY—“
“Your Highness, we must introduce you to the people that we may scatter flower petals in your path!”
Me, fumbling for nail clipper because one toenail has a tiny corner which catches on the sheets: “The PEOPLE can fkn WAIT—“
“Your Highness? What are you doing?”
Me, collapsed into bed because it took hours to deal with all the sensory distractions and now my muscles won’t support my bones: “I AM GOING TO BED. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE.”
“Um. I’m just going to leave the crown on the dresser, if that is acceptable to Your Highness?” *clonk*
Me, curled up between three pillows, blankets over my head: “Whatever mate but if I wake up and my floor is covered in flower petals, heads will fkn roll, you hear me? And whatever you’re planning, it BETTER not be jasmine. The smell of jasmine makes me wanna puke.”
“…right.” *sounds of people whispering*
“Roses smell icky too.”
“But—!”
“Did you know that mantis shrimp can hit things so fast they create a li’l sonic boom?”
“Your Highness, I— wait. Really?”
*loud snoring*
“You. Over there. Hoover up these rose petals. I need to go google some shit before she wakes up.”
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[meme nicked from r/adhdmemes]
wow where'd the day go via adhdmeme
All wait and no play makes Jim a dull boy