#admin gene post

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Ginger: I don’t check the weather. Ever. Just won’t do it. Never have, never will.

Jack: How do you plan to do things outside?

Ginger: Bravely.

Jack: Fair enough, carry on.

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Carl: Greg, what did you put in this pasta?

Greg: Spices.

Keith: ...What kind of spices...?

Greg: Parsley, oregano, chives. My own special blend.

Carl: Well, that's not so ba--

Greg: I call it "Gregano"

Keith: I have knives, dude. You better stop

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Paul: What's it like to be tall? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?

Art: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who in my experience will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Troubled “Byrds”

Let me (@piecesofmybackpages) know if you want more of these troubled birds things

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Carl: KEITH WAKE UP

Keith: Keep your voice down, it’s 1 am-

Carl: WHEN YOU FLEX, IT’S CALLED A GUN SHOW BECAUSE YOU’RE ARMED

Keith:

Keith: GREG WAKE UP

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Carl: Bye, guys! I'm off to join Asia!

Keith: I can't believe you let our child become an Asian citizen.

Greg: What? No. Three things about that.

Greg: One, he's not our child.

Greg: Two, we are NOT in a relationship!

Greg: And three! He means the band Asia!

Keith:

Keith: I can't believe you just broke up with me AND denied parentship to our child AND let him join another band!

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Greg: Keith, let me see what you have!

Keith: A knife! [runs away]

Greg: NO!

Carl: Oh my god, why does he have a knife

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Greg: Why is Carl carrying around a potted plant?

Keith: He asked too many stupid questions today so I’m making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.