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George: [after listening to the Bee Gees' 1st Album] Damn, this is some serious gourmet shit!

#george harrison #bee gees #source: pulp fiction #fun fact: george harrison bought the bee gees 1st album and he thought it was one of #he thought it was one of his own albums but still liked it #that and maurice gibb was a big fan of john lennon and met him irl #admin jamie post

Alan: can i get a iced vanilla latte?

Chas: [to Alan] why buy coffee? we have coffee at the house.

Alan: god, i still fucking hate this band!

[Alan's in tears]

#the animals #alan price #source: vine #source: admin jamie #chas chandler #a combo of a vine and my real life experiences

Ringo: if being a short king can bring me peace and love, then i'll be the short king that will restore peace and love in the world

#ringo starr #the beatles #source: admin jamie #he really is a short king and i'm literally the same height as him so it makes sense

Bill: Eat shit and die, Ronnie!

Ronnie: Eat shit and live, Bill.

#the rolling stones #admin jamie post #source: sleepaway camp #screw b*ll wy*an #ronnie wood

Gram: Sure, I said I'm worried that... [turns into a Krabby Patty again. He turns back into himself after he stops talking] Michael: That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal. [starts screaming and throwing his hands in the air. He hides in the corner, waving his spatula at Gram]

#michael clarke #gram parsons #the byrds #the flying burrito brothers #source: spongebob squarepants #admin jamie post #imm living off of spongebob quotes

headcanon: ian mclagan and ronnie lanes are the type of guys who draw dicks in a notebook and make dick jokes among themselves

#ian mclagan #ronnie lane #admin jamie post #this is because i read through many interviews as a teen and mclagan bluntly said that he called lane 'plonk' because of his 'package'#it was an inside joke between them #and this backs up the headcanon of them drawing dick pics and making dick jokes

why did no one tell me about how i'd have drive everywhere in texas? this blows

— ronnie lane

#ronnie lane #source: admin jamie #the faces #the small faces #i think he moved to the us and stayed in texas before he died from complications surrounding MS

Hilton: the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Hilton: one with a collar, turtleneck

#source: spongebob squarepants #hilton valentine #the animals

bruh, why are you mates with him? why are you mates with him? does he even match our vibe?

— steve marriott questioning ronnie lane's friendship with eric clapton