#admiral monkey d garp

[green-witches-secret]

My dad, watching One Piece (the anime) with me for the first time: And now we get to meet Admiral Beef.

Me, who has watched the anime, and made him watch the Live Action: ..... Who?

Him: Admiral Beef.

Him: The man who eats all the steak.

Me: *internal dial up internet noise*

Him: You know. Admiral Beef.

Me: GARP. You mean Admiral Garp.

Him: Yeah, Admiral Beef.

Me, despite knowing this is futile: No, Garp. Like carp, but with a g.

Him: I'm still gonna call him Admiral Beef.

Me, sighing: ok