Oct 22, 2015
I just got a free case of beer. Today is not a bad day.
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I just got a free case of beer. Today is not a bad day.
stars-inthe-sky replied to your audio post “TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE! I was tagged by stars-inthe-sky! Your name...”
I know clicker is weird, but I didn't know that that was the case until like 2004. That's disappointing about the "eh" thing, though. Also: What is Orange's URL?
She’s adonis-dna. I think before I made her go on there and signal boost an Agent Carter post, she was last active like... 2013? LOL. I keep trying to get her back on.
I love it when you're looking up a recipe and it's all like cups and teaspoons and stuff, and then out of nowhere, it's like "4 OUNCES!"
*looks up ounces* HALF A CUP! HOW HARD WAS THAT!
- my sister
This will be the first of my t-shirt experiments.
Charlie Sheen angry at Farrah Abraham.
Charlie Sheen angry at Farrah Abraham.
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Charlie Sheen interested in returning to Two and a Half Men.
What is Charlie Sheen the drug?
Oh Chuckles! In the last 7 days the box of crazy that is Charlie Sheen (or as I prefer his legal name Carlos Estevez) has busted wide open. This shit is worse then opening Pandora's Box, I mean Pandora probably isn't an Anti-Semite. She's the sweet daughter of Lisa Vanderpump, one of my beloved housewives over in Beverly Hills. Anyway in all the crazy that came out of the endless interviews Senor Estevez has given, we've gotten some real gems haven't we? Let's recap: Tiger's Blood, Adonis DNA, Winning, Sober Valley Lodge, Goddesses and something about Warlocks (I'm still kind of fuzzy on those details). I mean this man is trying to make bitchin' happen again. Seriously bitchin'?!!!! Bitchin' is the douche bag equivalent for wicked awesome, and really if given the choice say wicked awesome, because its what all the cool kids say mother fuckers! And by cool kids, I mean me and everyone that grew up north of Hartford. However in my opinion the real gem of all of this has been the discovery of a new drug. When asked if he is on any drugs now he replied "Yeah, Charlie Sheen." What. The. Fuck. Now in my extensive and exhaustive research (and by this I mean watching his interviews on line) I can honestly (not really) tell you that the drug Charlie Sheen is clearly an 8-ball coated in LSD followed immediately by a warlock kicking you in the teeth and you then snorting a line of Tigers Blood. Which if you're addicted to Charlie Sheen may be a real good time, but if you're not well then-I hope you have a will in place and you've told your loved ones good-bye. Because within moments of us mortals, without Adonis DNA, taking this drug our families will be crying over our exploded corpses. Signs your child is using Charlie Sheen...you'll notice they've suddenly got an entourage consisting entirely of hookers and porn stars. Once they're at this point it's already too late, skip the drug test and go straight to Planned Parenthood and have them tested for STD's. That is if John Boehner hasn't already shut down your local Planned Parenthood. But that's a story for another day. I think I'm gonna go and watch Hot Shots now.
Jesus, who thought Emilio was gonna be the least embarrassing kid in that family? Gordon Bombay fo' life yo!
“If you are part of my family I will protect u violently; if you infiltrate and try to hurt my family I will kill violently.”
-Charlie Sheen