Dec 30, 2025
Batman birthed all his Robins
“Batman birthed all his Robins” and Dick is entirely responsible for everyone’s confusion.
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Dick, whispering to Jason: Pssst… they think Bruce and Batman are… dating.
Jason: WHAT?
Dick: …well, technically Batman gave birth to us.
Jason: …you’re joking, right?
Dick: …technically not.
Later, Tim finds out his adoption papers are real: Oh. My. God. Batman gave birth to me.
Dick, smirking: Told you.
Bruce, sipping tea: Can we not do this today?
Dick: Sure. Unless you’re planning on getting pregnant again.