@adotjones replied:
You ain’t denying it. [Snorts. Fuckin’ gay as shit.]
Yes, obviously I’m not denying it. But you don’t need to point it out like that. I am fully aware, thank you, Alfred.

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@adotjones replied:
You ain’t denying it. [Snorts. Fuckin’ gay as shit.]
Yes, obviously I’m not denying it. But you don’t need to point it out like that. I am fully aware, thank you, Alfred.
adotjones
“Well, I get to punch you, so there’s that.” Alfred shrugs and frankly, he can’t see why that wouldn’t be a good enough reason.
“And do you feel any better about yourself for that? It always speaks way more about you than about me, man, you know that right?” Maybe he uttered that Alfred was ‘insecure’ under his breath. Maybe.
adotjones replied to your post: What’s That Up There?
“Sure thing.” Alfred grins real wide. He leans down quite a lot actually, but he doesn’t mind. He was gonna get kissed by a real, honest to goodness girl. Best Christmas ever.
Were she to know how excited Alfred was, she could have played this as his Christmas gift and not obligation of tradition. That would have saved at least ten minutes of wrapping! Once he was down to a not neck craning level and she was certain there would be no glasses on glasses collision, he was given a light peck with just a trace of lipstick transfer. “There you go, happy Christmas and all that.”
adotjones replied to your post: YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD !
“NAH BRO HE DEAD.” Alfred gave a sudden snort. “I swear that don’t even look real.”
“I had my doubts at the beginning, but I’m struggling to find a reason anyone would want to waste their time faking footage of a man being torn apart by bears.”
adotjones replied to your post: [TEXT TO LITERALLY EVERYONE] [TEXT] It’s snowing...
[text] oh shit!! We gonna build a snowman right??
[TEXT] yeah ⛄ [TEXT] come over 😘❄️
adotjones replied to your post:
…heh.
Fuck off. You got a fucking problem?
adotjones replied to your post: chipotle is my life .
“…you’re shitting me, right?”
“I would never. Is it like a food trend or something?”
@adotjones from here.
[He’s not entirely sure where Baby Jesus enters the equation. Nor is he sure why Jesus is still...a baby in this scenario. Surely Adult Jesus would be the one to worry about.]
Right. [He’s miffed about the gay comment. Why bring it up? Alfred was a handful. How anyone put up with him was a mystery to Ludwig.] Well then let’s get it over with.