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JXT: Disappointing Tygan with Non-Edible Chips
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JXT: Suspicious Meat Packages
Using my powers of artistry *only* for evil. >:3
“Happy to report the squad has recovered the supplies you were looking for, Dr. Tygan.
Due to recent.. uhm, circumstances!
ADVENT burger are having a huge discount, they have an abundance of the meat!
So if you’re quick you might be able to get your hands on one of those absolutely delicious burgers!
I know I will!
Hey so remember how I asked you for help a while back uhm.... Updating a turret? Don't worry about it I figured it out, but I do have to thank you for being so helpful. If you're still online, could you tell me where to get the nearest ADVENT burger? I need to be... Not here in a few minutes, and I think I can make a friend of mine very "happy" with an ADVENT meal. Or whatever they call the combo.
The wording here worries me, but that’s not my job to be suspicious!
If the tracking works properly and is correctly pinpointed on your position then I’d say you’re pretty close to one of the fast food stores!
If you see a statue then you’re in the right place, it’s literally just across the street from said statue!
Although it’s stated in my contact that I have to report any suspicious wording so I did! But you need not worry, the evidence wasn’t enough to incriminate you!
Enjoy your meal and have a safe day!
Hey I know you’ve been asked of advent burger is made out of “Soylent Green” but I think the real question is what is in the milkshake. So what’s in the milkshake?
Thank you for the question citizen!
Well it contains “milk” and a choice of various flavour powders of course!
The ADVENT milkshake is only made of the finest ingredients and due to a lack of “cows” we’ve had to source the “milk” from different places!
Our ADVENT farms are all accepted by the set guidelines of the “ADVENT food and materials” rules!
Are there vegan options for the ADVENT burger?
Thank you for the question loyal citizen!
To accommodate the needs of our fellow humans the ADVENT burger now comes in a “vegan” option!
Unfortunately this is only available for limited time as the ingredients required to make the burger are in short supply! If you really want one you’ll need to be in the town square midday tomorrow as it’s the first release of the “vegan” option!
ADVENT just want to accommodate everyone to feel welcome in our cities, by any means necessary...