#advent milkshake

[advent-trooper]

Hey I know you’ve been asked of advent burger is made out of “Soylent Green” but I think the real question is what is in the milkshake. So what’s in the milkshake?

Thank you for the question citizen!

Well it contains “milk” and a choice of various flavour powders of course!

The ADVENT milkshake is only made of the finest ingredients and due to a lack of “cows” we’ve had to source the “milk” from different places!

Our ADVENT farms are all accepted by the set guidelines of the “ADVENT food and materials” rules!

[advent-trooper]

My current theory is the milkshakes are made from breast milk. Please change my mind.

You, citizen, have a really messed up mind!

Fortunately I can guarantee that isn’t how it’s done!

But now that I think about it that’s an extremely renewable source...

We’ll take your theory into consideration and who knows what’ll happen next!