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Jaune: I'm- I'm young again! Yes!
Crocea: You look good kid- Why is my voice so high?
Crocea: *touching his face* Where's my Beard?
Crocea: *Looking into a now Shiny Shield* OH good I'm just young, thought I got turned into a girl for a second- I'M YOUNG NOW?!?!
Long Memory: *Leering at Crocea Mors* Ara Ara~ What a handsome Young M- OW!
Oscar: *Hitting her with a newspaper* KEEP YOUR THIRST DOWN!
Crocea Mors: Back in my day we didn't get Dust infusions, or Mechashift! We were pure Steel, Grit, and Aura!
Myrtenaster: Oh?Jealous of us new Weapons? Maybe you should get with the times, Mister Antiquated~
Crocea Mors: I'm older than your damn Smithy, and I still hit as hard as I did back in the Great War! I could bend you like the tooth-pick you are!
Myrtenaster: Resorting to Violence so quickly? Must be natural for such an unsophisticated Hunk of scrap like you~
Crocea Mors: *pinning Myrtenaster to the table* I'll show you Unsophisticated, you Twig!
Jaune: CROCE- *Stopped*
Weiss: *Perverted Nosebleed* No ... Let it happen~
Jaune: ... Ew.
More AEBMO au
Harbinger: Long Memory isn’t answering my messages.
Crocea Mors: Allow me.
Harbinger: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Long Memory: Hello Handsome~
~~~~~
Crocea Mors to Jaune: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Harbinger to Qrow: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
~~~~~
Disciplinarian: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Myrtenaster: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Harbinger: Drunk.
Crocea Mors: Wasted.
Long Memory: Dead.
~~~~~
Long Memory, to Crocea Mors: You know, Harbinger can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching Her.
Long Memory: *AIRHORN* GET FUCKED!
~~~~~
Crocea Mors: What doesn't kill me or the Kid better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Harbinger: What doesn't kill me or Sir better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Myrtenaster: What doesn't kill me or Mistress Weiss better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
~~~~~
Long Memory: Truth or dare?
Myrtenaster: Dare.
Long Memory: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Myrtenaster: Hey Harbinger?
Harbinger: *Blushing* Yeah?
Myrtenaster: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Crocea Mors.
~~~~~
Jaune: Crocea, There's a spider outside the bathroom. Please handle it.
Jaune: Please hurry I'm goign to Cry.
Jaune: Crocea
Jaune: CROCEA
Crocea Mors: Crocea is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
~~~~~
Harbinger: *Closes a cabinet* *A crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Myrtenaster: What was that?
Harbinger: The sound of someone else's problem.
Pietro: Something we've learned about Awakened Weapons is that they are incapable of reproduction - through organic means, though if a weapon wielded a weapon, there may be a chance-
~Nine Months Later~
Long Memory: *Holding a Baby with platinum blonde hair and blue-green eye*
Crocea Mors: *Crying Tears of Joy*
Pietro: ... I don't understand.
Jaune: *Crying in God-Fatherhood* Mors is a true Arc sir!
AEBMO au
How do the other weapons react to Crocea Mors breaking and later being Covered in rust which I assume to weapons is like a really bad skin infection.
Being covered in rust is just a skin infection, while breaking is ... Something worse ...
Jaune: Team RWBY ... It's been a long time.
Ruby: What?! Jaune! What Happened ... Where's ... Crocea?
Jaune: He's right here.
Jaune presents the Shattered blade, rust coating the metal. Nothing happens.
Celica: He's ... He's broken.
Blake: What's that mean?
Yang: After I lost my arm, Celica was damaged and couldn't form up before I integrated her into my prosthetic. She couldn't even 'talk'
Ruby: How long has He been like this?
Weiss: Since we fell. Cinder attacked Him and ...
Jaune: She shattered Crocea.
Jaune: I've ... *He begins Crying* I was alone for so long ... But- But I found Crescent rose! I found this morning- before I came looking for you! She's injured, but She's able to talk and Form! She's waiting for us back at my cabin!
~Volume 2-ish~
Yang: You know, It's funny. Myrtenaster is Smitten with Crocea Mors, but Weiss won't give Jaune the Time of day.
Myrtenaster: Sir Mors! It would Be My pleasure to Wipe that Dirt off your armor!
Crocea Mors: Don't 'Sir' Me please, I wasn't the one that was knighted. 'Sides, The kids gotta learn to care for is equipment.
Blake: Yeah. It's like the Opposite of an Apple falling far from the tree.
Weiss: Jaune, Please, for the good graces of us both, STOP ASKING ME ON DATES.
~After Returning to Remnant~
Weiss: Are you Jealous Merry?
Myrtenaster: *Watching Crocea and Long Memory* ... Of course I am Mistress Weiss.
Weiss: ... Wanna talk about it?
Myrtenaster: ... He simply wants what I cannot give him, and that's that. I can be happy for him, and sad for myself. I wish them the best, if for any reason then my own selfish desire to see Sir Mors smile.
Weiss: That's Very mature of you Merry.
Myrtenaster: Speaking of 'Mature~'
Weiss: *Blush*
Myrtenaster: If you want Jaune, you must speak to him about it. If you linger without being honest, it can only lead to heartbreak. It's what Happened to Pyrrha, is it not?
Weiss: ...
Myrtenaster: He needs time to readjust, but Time is not yet on our side.
Myrtenaster: ... and Mistress Nikos would want the same for Jaune, if you'd make him happy. She was Kind like that.
Weiss: ... Thank you, Myrtenaster. Though if I may ask you to be beside me in this congress, I'd be appreciative.
Myrtenaster: Of Course Mistress. Let's be off. *Forms into Rapier*
Blake: *Watching From a distance* Hmm.
Yang: Whatcha' Thinking about Kit-Kat?
Blake: ... Just Trees.
Yang: ... and the Apples that fall from them?
Blake: I'm proud of Weiss.
Yang: Yeah. I've been rooting for them since day one you know.
Blake: Heh. Sure you were.
Yang: I'm Serious! Ever since he Started knocking on our door ...
Myrtenaster: Oh Crocea~ Would you kindly carry me to Mistress Weiss~?
Crocea Mors: No. Your legs work. Carry yourself.
Long Memory: My Dear Mors, I ache deeply, for the energy I store runs my body ragged. Be so kind as to take me to Mr. Pine?
Crocea Mors: *Blushing* Yes Ma'am. I- I can do that!
Myrtenaster: *Angry Multi Action Dust Rapier Noises*
Oscar: *Disturbed Silence*
Jaune: *Confused Silence*
Weiss: *Disappointed Silence*
If I made a ship Canon, it'd be LM and CM. Old people (Weapons) Need love to!
Ruby: Darn it! Yang put the cookies up high again! And there's no way I could get up there without petals getting everywhere! I f only I had someone tall ...
Ruby: Hmmmm.
Ruby: Hey Cressy?
Crescent Rose: *Materializes Human Form* Yes Miss Ruby?
Ruby: Could you grab the Cookies off the top shelf?
CR: ... Aren't you not allowed to have cookies right now?
Ruby: I'll get you a new Scope.
CR: Of Course I can reach the Cookies for you Ruby! *Reaches for the Jar*
*KA-CHUNK*
CR: OHMOTHEROFPEARL!
Celica: Hey. Boss said no cookies.
Ruby: ... Why couldn't you have been Ember?
Celica: Ember could've been Bribed. I cannot.
