#whiteknight

[zizirobinson]

as one ship sinks another sets sail

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Reading a letter that looks like it's from 538 AD* Damn. My older sisters have abdicated the throne leaving me to it, and if I want to take I'll have to marry before this year's end.

Pyrrha: I volunteer!

Weiss: Wait, what the fuck do you mean "Abdicated the Throne?"

Jaune: Well, Pyrrha, I appreciate that, but I think it'd bring too much spotlight onto you- you're always complaining about being put on a pedestal, and I don't want to drag you even further away from normal people.

Weiss: No, Seriously, what the fuck did you mean?

Pyrrha: Jaune, I don't want you to be alone either. I'm already your Partner at Beacon, and as such It doesn't seem like a terrible idea. We've already lived some time together.

Weiss: AM I CHOPPED LIVER- *Scroll Rings* Yes, mother, Hello?

Jaune: That ... that means a lot to me, Pyrrha, but it'd also require you to move into my home, with all my sisters - because I'm not going to force them out - and I don't want to steal you away from your family.

Jaune: Not that they couldn't come, of course, but, well, you know.

Weiss: Who's prismeya- ARC?!?- Marry her Son!?! Has the world gone mad- was that Whitley? What'd he say? 'Dibs' The fuck does he mean dibs- No, I have Jaune right here- put Whitley on the Phone!

Pyrrha: It wouldn't be a problem. It's not as if moving to your home would mean we lose our house. I could always visit, anyway. I have the funds.

Weiss: "Finally doing my own thing" shut UP Whitley! No, way, in fact, he's already attempted to court me- it CAN be rectified you little twerp! Listen to this-

Jaune: That's ... not a bad reason ... but I don't want you to feel obligated to do this. I care to much about you to let you tie yourself to me for no reason.

Weiss: Nonononono! I can do this! It's been asked of ME SPECIFICALLY TO FULFILL FOR DUTY AS A SCHNEE AND THE HONOR OF OUR NAME!

Pyrrha: Actually Jaune, there's something I've been meaning to tell you-

Weiss and Pyrrha: Jaune, I'm in love with you!

Weiss: *Looks at Pyrrha, scared*

Pyrrha: *If looks could kill, the Schnees would be six feet under*

Jaune: ... Uh ... W-Well ... *Buzz* ... One moment please-

(Message from: Mom) Hey Sweety! Do mama a favor and marry anyone and everyone you want, Okay? Hugs and Kisses~

Jaune: ... Well I've got good news for both of you-

[creator5240]

Armoured Angel

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos in Vacuo:

Jaune: *taking off his shirt to reveal a severe case of farmer’s tan, complete with obvious t-shirt outline on his skin* Ugh…I have GOT to get better desert clothes and sunscreen. I feel like a dork… 😓

Pyrrha: *gloriously tanned with no visible tan lines* Oh, I don’t know, I think it looks cute on you! Don’t you agree, Weiss?

Weiss: *sunburnt to a crisp* 🔥🔥🔥🔥😵

[a-southern-reader]

Team RWBY enjoying a delicious dinner together.

Ruby: Oh my gosh that was so delicious. My compliments to the chef.

Yang: Chef kisses to the wonderful man that prepared this for us.

Weiss gracefully stands up from the table.

Yang: Umm Weiss, what are you doing?

Weiss: I’m going to thank the chef properly unlike you uncultured individuals. Imma gonna FUCK that chef! My steak was super juicy and my lobster was perfectly butter.

Jaune is in the kitchen making desserts and hears the kitchen’s doors getting kicked open to a hunger Weiss.

[epic-arc]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!

ART MADE BY THE GOAT NoodleDoodles69 On twitter!!!

[wu-gang-writing]

Jaune: Weiss? Your bra strap is showing.

Weiss: *Flashes him* You could have just asked to see them.

Jaune:

[reashot]

Jaune The Lunk Thick As A Castle Wall

Weiss: I don't get it. Jaune is built like a wet noodle. What is the part about him that is "thick" in any way?

Ruby:

Well...

*looks down and starts blushing*

Yang: Uhmm...

*remembering that she did it with him once almost died and start to blush*

Blake: Ehhh...

*never did it with him but heard of the legend. But she's curious about it and may want to partake if Yang is offering to join*

Weiss: ... 💡

Oh my gods...

Meanwhile

Jaune:

You know. I'm rather fond of that knight show on HBO.