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Holly: You see, Artemis, the way this whole friendship thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Artemis The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?

Holly: Like… what’s your favourite colour?

Artemis: Now you’ve stepped over the line.

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Butler: Today was kind of a cheat day for me, haha. I went on my morning run at 7 instead of 6 and I had a little whipped cream with my breakfast fruit.

Mulch: I’ve eaten nothing but Pepsi and Oreos for the past two weeks.

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Minerva: Here is my wall of inspirational women. 

Artemis: Is that a picture of you? 

Minerva: I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Artemis: Have you ever had a cereal bar? Juliet: Yeah a couple of times when I was 12. Artemis, pointing at a cereal bar floating in a bowl of milk: How the fuck do they work?

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Mugger: (pulls out a knife) Give me your money Mulch: well tonight took a SHARP turn Later: Doctor: it’s a record for number of stabs

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Artemis: nothing in life is free.

Butler: life is free.

Holly: adventure is free.

Foaly: knowledge is free.

Mulch: everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Holly: You're coming across as distinctly paranoid.

Butler: Everyone keeps saying that, it's like a conspiracy.