#agent cil

[itwasakanonevent]

Hecate I need help

I am being told... Things

In my Direct Messages

Please help. I need further directions.

-Agent Cil.

Cil? What’s going on, friend?

-Agent Heca

[crystallinespyglass]

Ah, Crystal! I see you have a blog now.

I hope you are having a splendid day.

-Agent Cil.

Hello, Cil.

My day would be much better if I wasn't out of tissues again. Thank you for asking.

I have a headache. What a disaster.

[explodingkatts]

WHERE ARE YOU. KNIGHT.

leave me alone I'm busy. hey I'd like my phone back btw.

HOW IS YOUR PHONELEVITATING

yeah thanks. anyway bye.

[explodingkatts]

Ah, sorry, I forgot they used that emoticon.

You didn't answer my question. ( :

(I'll do it that way then.)

Alright yeah this is pointless

Get out of here. All of you. You're wasting my time

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

…all jokes aside you know you don’t have to answer asks the second you get them? It’s important to me that you know that. The US has had way too many explosions recently for you to be ignoring very important work stuff to reply to a Tumblr shit post (shit ask?) like honestly I could keep making fun of you for the bit, but if I was gonna make fun of you for anything, it would be putting people in danger to answer Tumblr on company dollar like that’s just sad. Like put the fries in the bag and maybe not explode Ness Ann instead of falling for low level rage bait, like damn.

dis you -> 🍼👶

Ness Anne*

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

If I say it nicer will you do it ? : )

Who do you think you are, hm? Some sort of freak roleplaying as the entity that merged with Subject Katherine?

I've noted that it used that. ": )".

... Gross.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

Kill yourself Cil. Please : )

How very blunt.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS

[explodingkatts]

uhhhhhhh I’ll convince Fia and trick Kalei…. And I’ll commit unspeakable crimes to get them out if they say yes

oh evil agent dear!!!!!! Please relay that to the much more tolerable and much less annoying kat also you could lowkey learn to be nicer.

I think all those fancy rich people paying your stupidly high salary for your stupid fancy agent job would give you at least some bare minimum basic PR training for fucking Tumblr.

Ughhhh stupid peasants, what are you gonna come out and say taking over this blog was a friggin social experiment next you traitor?

I hope you know I didn't even get PR training. I'm an agent logging and tracking a subject in our custody, not some sort of social media influencer.

I am not forwarding that to Subject Katherine. Subject is unresponsive and hostile as of now, and.. Might I add, I was in the middle of important examinations before you rudely showed up?

The only reason I am continually rude with you is because you came here begging for romance with people who were absolutely not interested.

Did you think you'd swoon me by saying you harassed my colleague? Oh, how very charming indeed.

Kindly turn yourself elsewhere. Thanks.

-Agent Cil, Massachusetts DMS