#agentleopoldfitz

[agentleopoldfitz]

May: *coughs blood*

Coulson: Don't die, May!

May: Don't tell me what to do!

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Coulson: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Coulson: *cuts piece of cake*

Skye: ...Can I have some?

Coulson: Cake is for talkers.

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Bobbi: You bought a taco?

Hunter: Yes.

Bobbi: From the same truck that hit Fitz?!

Hunter, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

[agentleopoldfitz]

Simmons: What do you think Daisy will do for a distraction?

Fitz: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Fitz: ...or she could do that.

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Fitz: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Simmons: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Fitz: Absolutely not.

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"You dove through a hole in the Universe for me!"

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Fitz: Are you an "arr" pirate, or a "yo ho ho" pirate?

Skye: I’m a "I’m not paying $600 for photoshop" pirate.

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Coulson: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Skye: Oh, you’ve been?

Coulson: Once. In Monopoly.