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agenttrishainsley replied to your post:THERE ARE LITERALLY MORE MICE IN MY APARTMENT THAN...

(bring on the traps?)

our apartment is literally covered in traps and poison packets, and we haven't caught/killed a single mouse

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"Am I reading this correctly? There's an arms dealer slash assassin slash inter-continental magnate in Ukraine that is terrorizing one of the nation's largest cities, has taken out or wounded some of the best assets in the world, and is threatening to basically attempt to overthrow half the governmental system in Europe... and he goes by Dr. No?"

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cave, wolf, gas gauge

"These things don’t run out of gas."

"They run on something, Commander. And whatever that is, it ran out."

"It’s an engine that runs on… something. Technological gimmickry and science bullshit."

"Nevertheless." Her assistant watched as Maria kicked the tire savagely, resulting only in a half-hearted attempt on the dying car’s part to deploy countermeasures against the attack. It simply made a wheezing sound rather than the sonic blast it was supposed to unleash.

"Trish, do I piss off the guys in the motor pool so much that they sabotage my cars?"

"Not always. Sometimes they object to you coming back with bullet holes and shattered windows. But then, they’re only human."

"Do you think they did this on purpose?" Maria doubted it, no one would be that suicidal.

"Unlikely. They all adore me." There was smug note there that Maria would have approved of in a less rural setting. There were probably wolves waiting to eat them, or beavers going to gnaw their limbs off and leave them for the evil squirrels. 

Nature was a stone-cold bitch.

Then the bitch proved herself by opening a sudden and torrential rainstorm on them, the grey clouds which had followed them all afternoon finally catching up and bursting happily over those least likely to appreciate their efforts.

"There was a promising-looking outcrop half a mile back," came the less-smug and more damp-sounding voice of Agent Hainsley.

"Promising in what way?"

"Might be a cave."

"Oh joy, a bear can eat our corpses, too."

"What?"

"Nevermind."

They trudged onwards, mud splattering what had been clean shoes and neatly -pressed uniforms. From one meeting to another, and Maria cursed the name of every man assigned to the motor pool as they walked. Someone was getting transferred to Greenland, but she’d need to survive the inevitable joint offensive by the wolves, squirrels, beavers and bears first.

They found a cave, as Trish had thought, and for a moment Maria tried to remember when her PA had last been given a raise. Too long, she thought, and her with a kid to buy… food… and kid… stuff for.

Her grip on nature was only topped for level of bad by her understanding of children.

"No bears. We may yet live."

"Hallelujah."

"Let’s barricade the door so the beavers can’t eat us."

There was a pause as the other woman tried to decide if Maria was serious or not, and then a sigh. “They don’t eat meat.”

"Really?"

"No."

"With teeth like that?"

"No."

"Huh"

There was a howl, closer than Trish would have liked. “Wolves, on the other hand, do.”

"Shit."

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47: Most attractive celebrity?

Gordon Ramsay....  

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agenttrishainsley replied to your post:agenttrishainsley started following you Welcome...

(What a wonderful welcome to a rather daunting fandom. Thank you!)

//I promise we're all nice here. Also:

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agenttrishainsley started following you

Welcome to insanity friend. My ask is always open, and just remember I love you.