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“amancanfly: “Superman with an axe about to build our log cabin.”...”

THE CHOPPING WOOD INTERVIEW (very briefly mentioned tho)

[rizahmad]

married life meme: jamilton

u and ur one track mind

LOL I STILL NEED TO ANSWER ERIN’S JAMILTON ASK choeji im gonna do it i promise u ill do it this week

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

probs ahams b/c jefferson is a fricking prissy nerd

9/10 times hamilton leaves his shit lying around jefferson can always be relied on to comment on it loudly 

“THE ILLUSTRIOUS SECRETARY OF TREASURY OF THESE UNITED STATES HAS LEFT HIS BREECHES HERE FOR ALL TO SEE”

forgets to run the dish washer

jefferson bc he’s busy writing in his stupid diary or something and can’t be bothered

pumps gas for the car

if they had a car hamilton bc jefferson is very busy doing something that’s really unimportant in shotgun like making a heart collage for france on his iphone app

drives when they’re going somewhere

driving?

who drives, we’re horse n buggy-ing this shit

probably hamilton, he who takes ridiculous pleasure in going well above speed limits and jefferson’s comfort level to watch/hear him yelp and jump half a foot into the air every thirty seconds

he enjoys life’s simple pleasures

rearranges the furniture

jefferson probably makes a HUGE deal about it “wELL IT’S IN VOGUE THIS WAY HAMILTON, EVERYONE IN PARIS STYLES THEIR SITTING ROOMS LIKE THIS” and hamilton ofc counters “WELL I DON’T SEE WHY THE TRADITIONAL ENGLISH SETTING ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, THOMAS” 

so it’s an even split

falls asleep with the TV on

jefferson while they’re watching movies together and his snoring is so loud that hamilton literally gives up and goes to sleep too 

gets to use the bathroom first

it’s such a struggle to decide this that washington has to intervene

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

again a washington-mediated situation

sets up holiday decorations

a joint activity, initially intended to be a something of a bonding exercise, that inevitably ends with them pelting baubles at each other and going to the ER together

leaves the lights on

i think they’re both good on that but 100% of the time hamilton turns the light off before jefferson’s ready ain’t nobody got time for ur late night reading ya stupit

uses the bathroom with the door open

neither bc they both like to think they maintain some vestiges of decorum

decorum that quickly disappears when hamilton bangs loudly on the door b/c HE NEEDS TO COIF HIS WIG TOO, JEFFERSON, YOU SELFISH PIG

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

neither of them have a clue wtf that is so madison takes pity on them and probably calls someone in 

[dasfreefree]

My grandfather always feels the need to point out to me that AHams was Jewish.

Well, my entire family does that with any noteworthy person who is Jewish/possibly Jewish.

But AHams is the one my grandpa likes to point out daily.

MyLifeIsJewish

[dasfreefree]

I am loving these street names I'm giving the guys.

AHams, GDubs, JMads, BFranks...

But Teej has been around for forever.