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Everyone: France is going to sing a boring ballad as usual
France:
FULENN – Alvan & Ahez Oc’h ober fae deus ar fall loened e tañsan Me bak an tan en o lagad leun a droukc'hoant Ha da dreiñ 'n'añ en ur c'han da gan' a-unvan Dañsal a ra gant an diaoul ha para ? Dañsal a ran gant an diaoul ha para ?
Eurovision 2022 | France 🇫🇷 | Alvan & Ahez | Fulenn
Eurovision Writing Prompts
Hello everybody!
May's here, and Eurovision is going to be in a week. I was inspired by @demawrites using song lyrics for prompts, and so I thought of making some from my favorite songs over the last few years.
Here we go!
--"Moje sestra do kouta nepůjde/Ani tebe poslouchat nebude" (My sister won't stand in the corner/nor will she listen to you) --"Mi niño cuando me muera/Que me entierren en la luna" (My child, when I die/may they bury me on the moon) --"I don't wanna choose my fighter/who's taking control of me?" --"Ilta on vielä nuori ja aikaa kumota/Tää jäinen ulkokuori on aika tuhota" (There is some time for a few, the night is still youngish/This icy shell is something I have to demolish) --"I'm here tonight/promise me you'll hold me until I die" --"Milijonas rožių lyg sentimentai/skęsta jūroje debesų" (A million roses like sentiments/are drowning in the sea of clouds) --"Ik schuil onder de tafel/En ik hoop dat jij me vindt" (I hid under the table/And I hope that you’ll find me) --"I ne mora bolje, srce samo kuca" (And it doesn't need to get any better than this/The heart beats on its own) --"Me bak an tan en o lagad leun a droukc'hoant/Ha da dreiñ 'n'añ en ur c'han da gan' a-unvan" (I steal the fire from their lustful eyes/And turn it into a song to be sung in unison) --"Ламаними дорогами прийду я завжди до тебе"/(I'll always find my way home, even if all roads are destroyed) --"Regardez-moi, ou du moins ce qu'il en reste"/(Look at me, or at least what's left of me) --"Весняночко, весняночко/Де ти зимувала?" (Spring song, spring song/Where have you spent your Winter?) --"Dal punto giusto di vista/Del vento senti l’ebrezza" (From the right point of view/You can feel the euphoria brought by the wind.) --"That's why I ignored you for a long, long time/But then you had the best opening line" --"Yeah, I'm too good to be true, but there's nothing in it for you" --"Sa mall, pak shpresë/I vetëm, pa identitet" (So much yearning, so little hope./Alone without identity) --"Penso più veloce per capire se domani tu mi fregherai" (I think faster to try to figure out if you're going to fool me tomorrow) --"Kot list gre z vetrom in se mu upira/jaz grem s tokom in se mu upiram" (When a leaf goes with the wind and resists it/I go with the flow and resist it) --"No pain, no gain/Teach me carelessness" --"Ezeregy dalból ezt az egyet dúdolom, dúdolom"/"Of a thousand and one songs this is the one that I hum" --"Αν μιλήσεις τα βουνά μου/θα σ' ακούσει η μοναξιά μου." (If you talk to my mountains,/my loneliness will hear you) --"Galassie di persone disperse nello spazio/ma quello più importante è lo spazio di un abbraccio." (Galaxies of persons missed in the space/but the most important is the space of an embrace) --"Sometimes it feels like it's meant to be broken" --"Je suis tous ces enfants que la mer a pris." (I am all those children the sea took away) --"Look at me, I'm a beautiful creature!"
Everything seems to work now so i’m not going to touch the previous post ever again
anyway,
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY 2022 TOP 10!!!
Which one is YOUR favourite?
Okay, Europe, I need answers
WHY did you let this tank so hard???
Yeah it was a bit similar with Shum and Ahez, the dancer and Alvan felt completely disconnected from each other on stage but the song was so so good, Ahez sing about female empowerment and they sang in fucking Breton
You always cry and bitch for days when countries choose to sing in English and now France not only chose a regional, obscure Celtic language instead of French, but it also didn't do it's usual preppy, classy french shtick and if they only send french ballads each year from now on IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT is what I'm saying
YouTube showed me this and I think more people should see it. A lot of work must have gone into it.