#ahs incorrect quotes

[booboodaddy69]

ahs ships that we needed more of from each season

murder house: i wish we saw more of moira and black dahlia come onnn

asylum: ngl- kit and alma were so good together

coven: of course zoe and maddie.. BUT. i would’ve loved to have seen more of luke and nan

freak show: pepper and salty!! i loved jimmy and maggie’s dynamic too

hotel: tbh it was a massive vampire-drug-orgy with everyone but i wouldn’t be lying if i didn’t say will and tristan needed more scenes

roanoke: edward and his art! now!

cult: winter deserved a hot gf tbh.. i only see kai and meadow as a ship

apocalypse: again, zoe and maddie because wtf!

1984: chet and brooke. where were the more scenes??

double feature/nyc/delicate: the only ship i remember was mickey and karen but that was friendship… nyc I don’t know but delicate siobhan+anna!!

Can’t believe we got Emma Roberts and Kim Kardashian kissing before Emma Roberts and Taissa Farmiga 🙁

[cordeliaslovespell]

cordelia: if you think you can get anything you want just by looking at me with those big blue eyes—

misty: *looks up at her*

cordelia: —then you’re absolutely right

[beastsovrevelation]

Mallory, drunk: *cries in the corner*

Michael: my dear, what's wrong?!

Mallory: I wouldn't have enough hands!

Michael: what?..

Mallory: if you really had seven heads, I wouldn't have enough hands!

[mentally-ill-simp]

Tate:*walking into his mom's room at 4am holding her eyeliner*

Constance: *waking up* what do you want

Tate: I need you to do my makeup for school

Constance:*sighing and getting up to do Tate's skull makeup*

Tate:I still hate you

[max-the-d0g]

Did you get angry ?

Wilhemina: L/N, I've been your boss for four years. By now, you should be able to stand up for yourself, even if that means telling me off. Y/N: You're right. Just say the word, and I will tell you off. Wilhemina: Okay, tell me off about losing your pen. Y/N: Oh. Right now? Okay, well, it makes me feel pretty annoyed. Wilhemina: Good. Go on. Y/N: It grates my cheese. I mean, it just really grates my cheese. Grr! Wilhemina: Oh, L/N, you're faking. Y/N: Faking? What? Uh, did you hear that "grr"? Wilhemina: Just admit it. Y/N: Okay, fine, I was faking the whole time, but I only did it because I wanted you to enjoy it. Wilhemina: That ruins it. I mean, it's supposed to be good for both of us. Y/N: It was good. Just because I didn't get angry doesn't mean I didn't get anything out of it. Wilhemina: Yeah, but the whole point is for you to get angry. Did you even get close? Y/N:: Uh- Wilhemina: What about your last Boss? Could they make you angry? Y/N: Well- Wilhemina: You know what? I don't wanna know. Don't tell me. I don't wanna know.

[theobscuritywrites]

Mutt: What’s the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?

Venable: The fucking audacity

[thatspookyagent]

Misty: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Madison:

Cordelia:

Misty:

Madison: I’m gonna tell her.

Cordelia: Don’t you dare.

[randomahsposts]

*Zoe quietly reading a book*

Madison: what are you up to? nevermind don’t care

*Madison spills tea on Zoe’s dress*

Zoe: i- you did that so you’d see me changing right?

Madison: pretty much, now get to it klutz