#ai bloopers

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This is hysterical. It followed his head thinking it was the ball!

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AI Bloopers Pt. 7

Back with another round of crazy things AI thinks I’m asking for, or in some cases, decided it needed us to see. Read below for another insider look at the sausage-making process for this blog.

First up - Nate from “A Future Problem” for sure looks like a proper daddy with that pipe and whiskey… although on closer inspection what’s up with his left eyebrow?! Yes, AI, humans typically have one over each eye. Try again.

The scene in “A Future Problem” after Nate drugged Thomas. Except who are these two men, what’s up with Thomas’s face, and did their fingers all merge?

“A Future Problem” was clearly meant to be a bit creepy - think Silence of the Lambs. But I gave zero prompts for it to come up with this image. It just did it on its own. Is AI watching us? Waiting to put on our skin or we’ll get the hose again? I didn’t know how to work in this image without making it too obvious Nate was a predator so I left it out.

I’ve frequently said that AI doesn’t understand shirts - and in this case pants. As Will is turning into his grandfather his shirt vanishes and his bush is exposed. This pic didn’t make the cut.

In “One More Game” Caleb and his Dad switched bodies to learn prospective. This is the scene they swap back - except it left Caleb with his Dad’s face. Anyone up for a jock body with older daddy face? Also again with the vanishing shirts.

One of the greatest tropes of the body swap genre is the mirror reveal. It’s a fairly necessary tool to reveal to your character who they have become. Unfortunately, AI hasn’t fully figured these out. If you’re perceptive you may have noticed that there are quite a few small errors in final versions of content I put up with mirrors - but some just can’t make the cut. Young man, older reflection, not flexing, is there even a mirror here?

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FAILS.

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LOL! Ai in Real Estate. A realtor decided to use AI to dress up this empty kitchen.

AI gave it a new counter and got rid of the sink. It was ruining the aesthetic.

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AI Blooper Pt 6

Back at you with another round of AI being dumb!

Sometimes to get “interesting” images that AI isn’t programmed to allow I use prompts for more “friendly” scenes and edit from there gradually. There was no salvaging this one though…but could you image that thick hot beard smattered in another white fluid? ;)

I think it didn’t get the memo that the dude on the left’s face was supposed to get younger too.

This is 100% how phones work. Just let everyone know what you’re looking at. Great idea.

This is 100% how scissors work.

And again - AI has no idea how shirts work. Talk about a daddy in a deep V.

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AI Bloopers Pt4

Bet you thought I ran out, didn’t you? But here we are…again.

Wow. He’s hot…but so angry. I’m sure I could change him!

I like the random ages it chose and how the man basically does not change - just gets a little grayer. Somewhere there’s a painting of him aging instead. Reply with the most doable version of this man using his “age.” I’m leaning towards 32. What is even in his mouth at 50?

Yes. That is how humans smoke cigars/ through the bit of mustache on their cheeks. If you’ve seen less cigar/pipe content than you’d like here you’re welcome to imagine me yelling at my PC after the tenth iteration of whatever the crap this is.

AI has no idea how shirts work.

I mean comically no idea how they work. Like my dog understands better what a shirt is.

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AI Bloopers Pt2

Yet more AI bloopers. If this is the AI that will enslave humanity, I’d say we’re good for a while. Some are still kinda hot…

This one made me lol. I guess I did ask for a “college basketball jock” - fine AI, this one’s on me (maybe literally).

What in the shadow of the crab people is this? If you squint - his nipples kinda look like eyes and the lit part of his chest a mouth. Ha!

Again - I have never asked for chat bubbles. I do like how submissive the younger man looks after the age swap with his dad though.

Another totally natural human face. I would definitely not run from him like he were someone in the movie “Smile.”

Yes - I too put shaving cream on the facial hair I’m not shaving. Great idea.

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AI Blooper Pt 5

Wooo here we are again with another fresh batch of AI storytelling hell. Enjoy!

What in the Pan’s Labyrinth happened to his face?!

This is 100% how body hair looks. Talk about a sweater…

One hand on the counter: ✅

One hand holding his chin: ✅

A third hand applying a dropper from above: ❌

Another half-rendered dropper injecting perpendicularly into his nose: ❌

Despite how it feels, this is not how office cubes work. Poor intern…

I too sleep in beds perpendicular to other people. That way it’s easier to kick them when they snore.