Jul 5, 2021
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Karmen: Aimee, hi! I was wondering if you could tell me where you buy your teeny tiny shorts? It's just getting warmer and warmer outside every day and you just look so comfortable in yours!
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TEXT🩳KARMEE
Karmen: Aimee, hi! I was wondering if you could tell me where you buy your teeny tiny shorts? It's just getting warmer and warmer outside every day and you just look so comfortable in yours!
TEXT 😂 RAIMEE
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Doug: Should I assume that I've begun to smoke in my sleep or that the cigarette butts that continually appear in my room without any explanation are the work of a pesky poltergeist?
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Aimee: I think you should figure out how to win a Kids Choice Award..js.
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Neil: Have you watched the video of the guy who rode Space Mountain 17 times in one day? Because uh... goals.
Neil: My New Year's resolution is to do it EIGHTEEN TIMES and one up that dude, are you with me?
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Diego: Since your friend is probably the next person to get married, I figured you're as good a person to ask as any -- you think me and Cassidy got a shot at performing at the royal wedding? And if not, what can we do to increase the odds? I think it'd be a sweet gig but I don't want to ask the groom about it if you don't think he'd be into it.
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Karmen: Hi, I'm sorry to bother you but do you have any suggestions for places to shop for shorts? It's so warm still and every single place I look has, for lack of better words, bootyshorts, and I'm not interested in getting that cheeky.
Karmen: Why is shopping for oneself so hard?
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DJ: Are Karmen and I even really engaged if our betrothal wasn't notarized?
DJ: I don't get what notaries really are and what they do but they're important, right?
DJ: Do you think Grammy smuggled one of them into the new year's ball? There are a lot of secret passages around...
DJ: Or maybe there was no smuggling involved. King Ferdinand has a notary face, don't you think?