#asuaimee

[asuxsor]

DJ and Aimee are totally living together so that they can fuck as much as they want without anyone knowing about it before he officially gets married to someone else!

Because that’s not the most obvious thing in the world. No, I think @karmeninka put @aimeeblake up to it. You know, test her future husband’s willpower, see if he can resist temptation. If he can survive living with his big-boobed bestie for a year, I’m sure he’ll be faithful until his dying day.

[djcygnet]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

APPARENTLY I ALWAYS ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS WRONG! Can I say that my future wife should kiss my best friend? @karmeninka and @aimeeblake would be, uh, fun. And then it’d be like kissing Aimee secondhand I guess.

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 neimee 🐰

Neil: Have you watched the video of the guy who rode Space Mountain 17 times in one day? Because uh... goals.

Neil: My New Year's resolution is to do it EIGHTEEN TIMES and one up that dude, are you with me?

[izzyslade]

WIS: Yourself, tobias, desiree, jane k, rachel, freddie, jojo, vitani, ariana

Me: @gastonthejr, fucking duh.

@tobiasslade: He’s so far up @hookedonharriet‘s asshole there’s no way he could make it work with anyone else. 

@ririhiss: I don’t know, it seems like fun irony or something to have her end up with a Sherwood kid. Maybe @marykatehood or @jojohood, they’re the only ones I could see being a pirate.

@janekensingtons: I don’t care what happens to that weird looking bitch. She can end up with another weird looking bitch like @aimeeblake or something.

@racheladale: Ugh, human sunshine. I can’t even deal with how energetic she is, but @casperlockex seems to be able to deal with her and he’s one of the few AKs who I don’t hate, so... have at her, buddy.

@fredcilier: The Isle’s softest bitch, just who I wanted to talk about today. Can she just lick @anthonytremaines abs for the rest of time so she’s too busy to be running her mouth in other ways?

@jojohood: Ugh, I just talked about her. Fine, fuck her sister, she definitively gets @ririhiss.

@vitani-okoro: I’ve got no fucking clue what V’s looking for, maybe some guy to be a tourney power couple with? @jaynassar or @felixstabby, Isle kids only for someone as cool as her.

@ariliki: Uh... Why do you think I pay attention to these people? Just because I’m on teams with them? I don’t fuck with them and they don’t fuck with me! @ariliki‘s about as irrelevant to me as like... @dougdeppert, so there, match made in boring irrelevant heaven. 

i need entertainment

[facilierscelia]

Oakley, Aimee, Claudine

Fuck: @aimeeblake.

Marry: @claudine--frollo. Yeah yeah, you hate love, I already know you’re gonna say it, but too bad, Imma love you anyway.

Kill: @oakleyoaken. Nerd.

send me 3 names and i’ll tell you who i’d marry, fuck and kill

[djcygnet]

text 💬 aj

Aimee: I think you should figure out how to win a Kids Choice Award..js.

DJ: Is there one for best animal trainer? We could stick Puffin in something, he's AWESOME.

[djcygnet]

text 💬 aj

DJ: Are Karmen and I even really engaged if our betrothal wasn't notarized?

DJ: I don't get what notaries really are and what they do but they're important, right?

DJ: Do you think Grammy smuggled one of them into the new year's ball? There are a lot of secret passages around...

DJ: Or maybe there was no smuggling involved. King Ferdinand has a notary face, don't you think?

[djcygnet]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team: Aimee, artie, jojo

send me three names + a number…

Kill: Sorry, bro, you gotta go! @rtpendragon.

Betray: @aimeeblake. Can’t live without her, but I’m not sure she could keep me from getting killed in a zombie apocalypse team.

Have on your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @jojohood.