Sep 24, 2016
Someone told me I could get a McChicken here?
they do not know what they do
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Someone told me I could get a McChicken here?
they do not know what they do
OKAY SO, when I was at work today, I get approached by an old guy in a straw hat. He asks me if he can sample the apples we have on sale and me, model employee that I am, grab the little knife at my belt and cut him up an apple to eat. (C.)
He's munching his apple (tasty as hell) and just offhandedly asks me if I'm going to the local college. I tell him I graduated and he asks what I'm gonna do with my degree. This guy seems cool so I answer honestly with a shrug saying I don't know.
Now this guy. This 50s/60s lookin' dude in a straw hat and scraggly white beard, with these battered eyes that look like they'd been split right down the middle across his face, he gives me the most tired look I've seen in a while.
He says he gets it, man. People tell kids to get a college education with no jobs for 'em when they leave. He tells me he's a Vietnam vet, so he knows a thing or three about being screwed over. Hopes Lyndon B Johnson is burning in hell.
Hopes Bush and Cheney are comin' right in behind him. He full on airs his grievances with the country while a bunch of cowboys and soccer moms are nabbin' fruits and veggies all around me. Just me and this old man talking about how evil America is.
dylaaaan! whaaat a story :0 im glad he liked his apples
aimless--void: jack skellington literally hired three children to...
Like, he SAYS “Don’t you do it” but he KNOWS they’re gonna do it! EVERYONE knows they’re gonna do it!
his mouth says no but his deep dark eyesockets say ‘good children who murder sandy claws get snake and spider stew’
aimless--void: jack skellington’s a dick who doesn’t learn his...
The only reason Jack isn’t the villain is because he is the tiniest toe-twitch away from full on murderer. Jack Skellington: BETTER THAN MURDER I GUESS.
yeah and you know what i just realized
at the end of Poor Jack, he immediately knows that he has to hurry back to halloween town and save santa, but no one told him that oogie boogie got a hold of him
the only reason he would know to go help is if he knew oogie boogie would have him, and he’s the one who hired locke, shock, and barrel to go get santa, knowing that they’d give him to oogie boogie??
did jack fully intend to have those children feed santa to the oogie boogie man and have him offed so he could take over christmas forever????
Glad you're watching Bojack, welcome to the existential black hole that is his life and the lives of those around him. Will things get better? Who the fuck knows? Probably not. Let's just take this day by day and try as hard as we can not to drown.
thaaaaAAAAAAAT’S SHOWBIZ
You already know what this is, but you ask owo what it is anyway.
*pounces on ur question* owo what’s this? An accurate observation of a speech pattern based on a meme which I began to use jokingly in order to draw the ire of others but is now backfiring onto me as I cannot stop it and am coming to have the same template of words used against me more and more in a just desserts-type situation? :3c
aimless--void replied to your video:The Russian Defense Forces reject Vishkar...
THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE!
They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse, but I refused it anyway.
Red Mage, Pathfinder, lots o' furry stuff, a ton of really cool people, and just like...REALLY enthusiastic enjoyment of vidyagamez.
damn son that’s right