So Yeah, Guzzler Is Back.
Took a few days longer than planned but that just made the homocoming better. Ack. Who am I kidding...last three weeks were a shit show double date with Pennywise.
SOME UNSOLICITED FRIENDLY ADVICE:
If you ever think it might be fun and frugal to completely remove and then completely replace a entire Airmatic Suspension System in your garage - in August - do yourself one favor first: Buy a not German car and drive it over a cliff while simultaneously and most aggressively dry humping splintered balsa wood.
I Guarantee You The latter Will Be More Pleasurable. And Less Hazardous.
Two broken ribs. Daily bloody hands. Grease and Grime perma bonded to the body. Wiring harnesses with a sole purpose to kill you. Miles of air lines in places reachable only by tool juggling German speaking midgets. And lots and lots of near meltdowns. If I actually lived in a place with neighbors, they would probably call the filth and say:
'I think he might hurt himself and others and we hear he's one of those nasty felons so the ride probably stolen he can't afford that'.
Dealer wanted $11,500.00 to do the job. I did it for less than a grand. All I can say is Bitcoin better keep climbing and give old Guzzy something shiny for not saying 'Fuck it imma hit SELL and call a muffukkin tow truck after watching some porn on the porch.'
Good to be back. And mobile again. Its hard to get Dick to come this far out without chloroform so a faggot gotta keep a whip ready to go.
