#aishalee

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"Yeah, you should definitely get the team physician to look at that. Repetitive stress injuries-"

"He's just such a worry wart-"

"Sure, but- hold that thought, kiddo."

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"Hiii, Grandma Ash!"

" . . ."

"No, the building's nice! No kinds of pests at all. I know rain drives them in, but the building's on a foundation, right?"

" . . . "

"Wow, just with baking soda? Um, isn't that cruel towards the ants?"

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"Oh, dang, she's pretty cute. She must take after you."

"Mom!"

"I heard the screaming from my next door. So? What are you two naming my new favorite granddaughter?"

"I think she looks like a Melody."

"Same."

"Thirded. Motion passes."

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"-and if I am going to pay that much for tickets, I'd rather see an opera-"

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"Oh, Dol's great! He's started some kind of creative explosion? So I think he's, like, really enjoying his break from ballroom."

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"-anyone else on full-time, but - ooh, look, isn't she pretty?"

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"All I'm saying is that our new place is very nice and I know for a fact that they guy who has the other half of the duplex is moving away for work or something-"

"-and that we would jam all the time if you moved in next door-"

"How long did it take you to get O on board?"

"About thirty seconds? There's no incentive like a fresh grandbaby."

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"-I know Dyl's still a few months away from graduating but maybe he'll move downtown too, and that'll be all of us. Including your absolutely guaranteed to be adorable fourth grandkid-"

"-who you want free, reliable babysitters around for."

"Okay, yeah, but it's not that mercenary, Mom."