#duncanwelsh

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"Everyone's got their temp character sheets?"

"Yes, GM."

"Great. Cool. So, for the listening audience and also these losers, who I never tell shit, today we're playing we're playing an Attorney RPS. The four of you are gonna be split up into teams. Kiki, you and Jojo are the prosecution. Dunk and Emmett are playing defense. You have two minutes to decide who's the lawyer and who's the detective, and then I'll tell you about the accused."

"But I want to be on the same team with Dunnie?"

"Yeah, and I want to play with my beautiful husband."

"Can I play with Akira? I'm pretty sure Em's going to go rogue."

"Um, I don't mind playing with Jyoti, but I'll play with whoever-"

"No, no, and no. Kiki, you're my favorite. Everyone else, quit whining."

"Ugh, fine. Dunnie and I are professional performers, so I think we should be the lawyers-"

"I'm a performer, too? I have a television show-"

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"Yeah, baby, I do lift-"

"Oof."

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"Y'all's dog really is cute as hell, baby. She's kind of like one of those cute little bats."

"Right? Also her tummy is very fuzzy."

"rurrr."

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"Hey, Nat. Come and see how cute Eika's being."

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"I'd ask how you like the changes, Eika, but I don't think we actually moved any of your stuff.''

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"-we could see if the hot tub is empty-"

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"hmmmhmmmhmm-"

"Hey, babe?"

"Mm?"

"Catch."

"Wait, no-"

"Dunnie, the plates-"