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Hello Hello, after a long while, its back!!! Omake for CH9 of Chaos Theory !!!!

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Kyouka when Aiichi back on their bs:

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Alternatively:

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Gotei meeting in a nutshell:

Mayuri: TeeheeheeheeoOoaaa let me commit war crimes on the prisoner. Ukitake: NO. NO. BAD TAICHOU! DOWN. Yamamoto: TO THE TORTURE CELL WITH THE PRISONER! Ukitake: NO. NO. BAD SOU-TAICHOU! Soi-Fon: TO THE TORTURE CELL WITH THE PRISONER! Ukitake: ARE THERE ANY SANE PEOPLE LEFT IN THIS FUCKING PLACE?!

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This isn't a meme but an excerpt from the chapter but it deserves to be here.

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Finally some incorrect quotes for the soul:

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sometime after the TYBW:

Aizen: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Ichigo: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Aizen: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Aizen: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Ichigo: Twelve, actually. Aizen: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Ichigo: Yours! Aizen: That's right: no one's.

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During the Hell Arc:

*Aizen, cooking* Kisuke: Any chance that’s for me? Aizen: It’s for Ichigo. I’m planning on making some questionable decisions, and I need him on my side. Rukia: Y'know? I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Ichigo desperately trying to teach the Gotei morality:

Ichigo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Byakuya: Have everyone stand. Ukitake: Bring three more chairs! Aizen: The most important ones can sit down. Kenpachi: Kill three.

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Shinji: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Ichigo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Rukia: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Kisuke: I knew I lost my sanity somewhere! Aizen: My moral code? Why I'd almost forgotten I used to posess one. Shinji: Shinji: Can y'all lighten up a bit?

As always, there's more Omake in the #AITTF tag.

[hopelessmachine]

and i-I-i-i-iii, wanna live not just survive ⛓🥀

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

* Ahem Ahem * This your author speaking, and today I present to you your Chapterly Chaos Theory Omake!

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Alternate scene once Aizen was done with the soul surgery -

Aizen: Ah soul surgery done, finally I rest. Rukia: ICHIGO?!!

Aizen: Ok what the fuck Ossan and Zangestu: * crawling out of ichigo * WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON- Aizen:*  Looks at Ossan, looks at Yamamoto. Realizes what is gonna happen * Aizen: * panics * Yamamoto: BAN- Aizen: FUCK-  * sonidos and punches him in the face knocking him out cold * Ukitakei: DID YOU JUST KNOCK OUT THE SOU-TAICHOU- Aizen: LOOK I PANICKED-

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Rukia waking up after Aizens emergency Hogyoku surgery: Oh ew Aizen Everyone else: Comically confused at the fact Rukia seems to have had a personality transplant. Aizen: Thats NOT a very nice thing to say to the guy who just saved ur life Rukia: Yeah, we'll call it even for that time u tried to have me killed via Execution Everyone else: ???? Rukia: * realising she's alive somehow * * realising there are PEOPLE in the background* Ahahaha what the fuck- Aizen: this is the worst fucking day of my life.

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Alternatively:

Aizen: This is the worst fucking day of my life. Rukia: Including that time Isshin tried to call you son in law. Aizen: Correction, I have definitely had worse days

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Aizen: * naively thinking all 3 of them can make it back without issue :

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Finally, Some random incorrect quotes:

Aizen: I prevented a murder today. Rukia: *surprised* Really? How’d you do that? Aizen: self control.

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Ichigo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Rukia, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Aizen : what the fuck are you both doing? Ichigo: playing systemic oppression

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Aizen: I trust Ichigo. Rukia: You think he knows what he's doing? Aizen: I wouldn't go that far.

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Ichigo * doing a crossword * : What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Aizen: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Rukia: Smad

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[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

Chapter two of Chaos Theory is out!! Woohoo.

To celebrate, here are a few key highlights:

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Kyoka Suigetsu: Your husband is a bad bitch and I get that you love him but you need to go do your actual job.

Aizen: * ignoring her and lovingly staring at Ichigo *

Kyoka: Why do i even fucking bother-

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Gin: * mad look in his eyes as he stares down an investigation board * Why is aizen so happy? What the fuck could possibly have happened? * Flipping board * I NEED ANSWERS DAMNIT.

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Mayuri's assistants who have been working their asses off to figure out what's up with the Reiatsu Bomb in dropped in Seireitei: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE DATA HAS BEEN CORRUPTED AGAIN?! THIS IS THE 54TH TIME.

Aizen in the shadows with a comically large electromagnet and a beaker full of acid : (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

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Aizen: Yes I didn't tell Ichigo about the time travel but this decision is totally not going to backfire on me. :)

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Aizen: --And then instead of heading off to do his own paperwork, Kyoraku accosted me. Honestly, I forgot how incompetent the Gotei used to be.

Ichigo: * asleep *

Aizen: Thank you beloved, I knew you'd understand. Anyway and then I had to fend off a drinking invitation before heading back to my office but then Zaraki attempted to fight me for some infernal reason, I am 90% sure Gin must have goaded him into it somehow.

Ichigo: * is still asleep *

Aizen: I know! It is incredibly tolerant of me not to kill them all. Oh and another thing-

Kyoka watching all this happen right in front of her: This is fine. This is fine. This is fine. This is-

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[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

ITS TIIIIIIIIME. COME GET YOUR Chaos Theory Silliness!!!

Momo: I am getting a good grade in Lieutenanting! Something which is both normal and possible to achieve! :D

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Aizen: * extolling Ichigo's virtues for the billionth time * And really Ichigo is so marvelous and- Kyoka Suigetsu: * this close to stabbing them both and ending it all *

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Ulquiorra at any given point ever:

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Loly when Aizen smiled after she asked him about why he's redecorating:

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Aizen: * gripping baby!Shiro by the shoulders * You are going to solve all my fucken problems for me. Baby!Shiro who is just a little hollow lizard baby at this point:

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SOME RANDOM OMAKE. IN LIEU OF FLASHBACK CHAPTER OF Chaos Theory

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Ichigo: * makes allusions to Rukia being short at any point * Rukia: Say goodbye to your kneecaps you little bitch. ----

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Hell Arc in a nutshell basically:

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Rukia: Can I have some happiness pls. Life:

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Sometime before hell arc:

Ichigo, in muken: * recounting the gotei invading army arc for him * And then Toshiro had to fight hinamori, then another hinamori showed up but turn out she was also fake and they tag teamed him. which made me think if the guy could have made an army of hinamori, why didn't he?? Aizen: * disturbed by the possibility and feeling real fear for the 1st time in his life * I think i had a nightmare like that once

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Drumroll please!!!!! * insert drum sounds!!! * it is now time for you fav Chaos Theory Omake!!!!!!!

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Regular Day in Hueco Mundo:

Aizen: * sipping tea * Ahhhh, inner peace. *crashing noises, screaming, emergency alarms going off * Aizen: ..... Aizen: * sipping tea louder * I am one with the force. The force is one with me. *sounds of crying, cero's firing, Gin's evil cackling * Kyoka Suigetsu: So are we going to- Aizen: If I can't see it. I don't have to deal with it. :)

Kyoka: * muttering under her breath * Wonder what would happen if Kaname applied that logic. Aizen: Mm? What was that? Kyoka: God I fucking wish I could kill you without taking me along.

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Aizen after he's sees whatever bullshit is happening when he pops back in to SS:

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Aizen: * opening garganta in space, crashing out, saying fuck * Ukitake and Kaien: 👁️👄👁️

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Kyoka Suigetsu during whatever bullshit was going on with the Hogyoku:

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Ulquiorra: Aizen sama looks so cool i wonder what he's thinking. Meanwhile Azien: * thinking * I wonder what colour drapes would Ichigo like more, the red or the violet.

Aizen: * outwardly * The drapes can be green. Ulquiorra: * clutching his chest and dropping on the floor out of shock at a non-white colour scheme being approved * AIZEN SAMA?!!!

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Chaos Theory Chapter 6, A summary:

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POV You are Grimmjow:

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[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

* puts bowl out * Come get your Chaos Theory Omake

Note: Minor spoilers for Ch 4 of Chaos Theory.

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Ichibei: Hmmm. The vibes..... they are off..... hmmm. what could be causing this. hmmmm...... the soul king..... i need to protect the soul king..... it is my duty. Reio, what has agitated you so? What troubles you...?

Meanwhile the Soul King partying it up because he knows he's finally gonna die after Millenia of suffering:

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Rukia confronting Urahara : WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY GIGAI YOU SHADY SHOPKEEPER. SPEAK. Urahara: *professional gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss* Are you sure you're not imagining this Kuchiki San? Urahara: * interally * FUCK. FUCK. SHIT. ABORT. ABORT. SHE'S ONTO US-

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Aizen on his way to HM: Man, I'm getting slightly worried about Ichigo, I wish he'd show some signs of reactivity but I suppose that's one wish even the Hogyoku can't fulfill. Hogyoku: .... Hogyoku: Bet. Aizen: * panicking * NO. NO. NO. NOT LIKE THAT. SAY SIKE. SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW-

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(Did I spend too much time making that soul king Gif? yes. yes I did) (There's more Omake in the AITTF tag, don't forget to check it out for more crack!)