* puts bowl out * Come get your Chaos Theory Omake
Note: Minor spoilers for Ch 4 of Chaos Theory.
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Ichibei: Hmmm. The vibes..... they are off..... hmmm. what could be causing this. hmmmm...... the soul king..... i need to protect the soul king..... it is my duty. Reio, what has agitated you so? What troubles you...?
Meanwhile the Soul King partying it up because he knows he's finally gonna die after Millenia of suffering:
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Rukia confronting Urahara : WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY GIGAI YOU SHADY SHOPKEEPER. SPEAK.
Urahara: *professional gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss* Are you sure you're not imagining this Kuchiki San?
Urahara: * interally * FUCK. FUCK. SHIT. ABORT. ABORT. SHE'S ONTO US-
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Aizen on his way to HM: Man, I'm getting slightly worried about Ichigo, I wish he'd show some signs of reactivity but I suppose that's one wish even the Hogyoku can't fulfill.
Hogyoku: ....
Hogyoku: Bet.
Aizen: * panicking * NO. NO. NO. NOT LIKE THAT. SAY SIKE. SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW-
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(Did I spend too much time making that soul king Gif? yes. yes I did)
(There's more Omake in the AITTF tag, don't forget to check it out for more crack!)
The Secret of Yhwach's Mother & Ichibei's SCARY TRUTH !!
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My theory on Yhwach. The Reio seperated his fear of death from himself in order to be a ideal saviour for the bleach world. Since Reio embodies the power to combat the fear of death Yhwach was defenceless baby with no connection to the world without his non working senses. Since the Reio didn't fear death he didn't care when the Tsunayashiro clan took advantage of him since the fear of death is what drives one for progress. Baby Yhwach would either end up dying or upon seperation he would become apart of the circulation of souls in the world. I theorize that Yhwach is Bleach's virgin birth since he is an evil Jesus anyways. Rumors spread of this miracle baby and he gains a cult following. Thus the Quincy are born.
7 days ago
Well that would fit with Pernida, the "Progress" arm of the SK siding with Yhwach
Pernida is evolution. But why evolve when you have no will to live? You wouldn't constantly fight to preserve your existence without fear so you wouldn't wish to evolve anyways. In other words Reio didn't use his OP power to rightfully preserve his existence.
Hiiii I have a Bleach request/recommendation, I’m not sure how much of bleach you’ve seen but I wanted to request being raised by Squad 0 (It would go hand and hand for my being the soul kings daughter/Yhwach sister fic request) but yeah being raised by them from birth ( if you do take this request feel free to do any age for reader I don’t mind any)
Hey there! I don't have any Soul King's daughter reqs if you've sent that to me, but feel free to resend it if it was intended for me, and I'll be glad to write it! I figured blurbs might be easier than a one shot or hcs, if you want something more specific you're welcome to ask! Here's a few blurbs for each member! Enjoy ❤️
Credits to https://pin.it/7nOCpNiFf on Pinterest for the left image, https://pin.it/VZzhtfMD2 on Pinterest for the right image, and @diviniyae for the dividers!
No tags, but it might be a bit ooc! :)
Born and Raised!
Ichibe🖌️Hyosube
With a toddler!
🧸The day is pretty normal until you come to him sobbing with something cupped in your hands. When he tries to ask what's wrong, you're utterly incomprehensible. He kneels down, gently placing a hand around both of yours and wrapping the other around you in a hug. You slowly calm down enough to mumble out that your toy broke. He laughs, telling you that it's okay, he can easily fix it, and there's no need to panic next time.
With a teen!
👑He's reading on the couch when you suddenly call his name. Immediately, he comes up to your room, to find you giggling over a picture of someone. He asks who it is, thinking they're a friend. That's his mistake. You start ranting about your crush to him, and he doesn't have the heart to not listen to everything you have to say. Goodbye afternoon. 🤷♀️
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Ōetsu🕶️Nimaiya
With a toddler!
🧸We know he loves being extra, so when he bursts home one day with random ice cream, your excitement hypes him tf up. You run up to him, hanging on his leg as he drags you with him to the kitchen. He tries to get out utensils and bowls, but he only gets as far as spoons before you're climbing up his side. Ōetsu lets out a laugh, playfully picking you up and dangling you over his shoulder and bringing the spoons and ice cream tub to the kitchen island. He sits you on a stool with a back and lets you dig in!
With a teen!
👑It's late at night when you hear a knock on your door. The lights are on and your music's loud, so there's no use in denying being awake. When you answer, Ōetsu excitedly steps in and offers a nighttime desert run if you don't tell Ichibe. Now... you kept your mouth shut, but he still found out, and you somehow both got grounded. 🤦♀️
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Senjumaru🪡Shutara
With a toddler!
🧸She's lounging on the couch, shit-talking Mayuri on the phone with her friend. You waffle in, making grabby hands in the middle of a joke you probably shouldn't have heard. She abruptly ends the call to fulfill your uppies request. She always drops everything to give you what you want... totally just a coincidence that you always like Mayuri a little less afterwards! 🤷♀️
With a teen!
👑Very playful with you. She always loves to tell dark jokes with you. When you're just sitting at the counter one morning, with some breakfast, you're chatting together and you drop a dark joke. She's just like 🧍♀️ at first, then she gets all excited because she taught you that! :D Also, Senjumaru adores when you wear the clothes she makes you and let her make more!
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Kirio🥄Hikifune
With a toddler!
🧸It's about noon, not quite time for lunch though, and you come trotting to the kitchen from your playroom. Kirio is there, doing some meal prep for the week, and you tug on her sleeve. She asks if you're hungry, watching you nod and pull the list she keeps of your favorite snacks off the fridge. You point to the one you want, reading it aloud for practice, and she happily starts making it for you! :)
With a teen!
👑She's always loved doing your hair. And you have a party tonight. So you ask for some help with your hair! Whether you've got a protective style, a wig, or all natural doesn't matter, she's still elated to help! Never hesitate to ask her to do your hair, because she'll sit you down just like this and do exactly what you ask for. ❤️
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Tenjirō♨️Kirinji
With a toddler!
🧸You're playing with your toys, and he comes in to sit with you for a bit. At first, he just sits beside you on the ground. At some point, he picks up one of your untouched toys and somehow gets hurt on it? Anyways, he lets out a cuss under his breath, not even loud enough for you to hear, but Kirio does. She comes to reprimand him, and you lose your mind giggling when she hits him with her spoon.
With a teen!
👑You ask him, jokingly, during dinner for a midnight joyride later for some snacks. When he agrees, you light up, the others... look horrified. They immediately start trying to explain to you how unsafe that is, but you're just excited. 🤷♀️ Tenjirō gives you a fist bump and he's already telling you how to gear up to maintain your safety, you even get to pick which helmet you want before you leave! (pretend he has a motorcycle or something, I forgot that he doesn't when I wrote this😅)
Hope you enjoyed this! If anyone has format suggestions for this kind of post please let me know! lol ❤️
