Mar 2, 2018
me: hey wanna learn about frog sex? [opens my notes on amplexus]
my friend: i mean, it’s.... do you know what an ovipositor is?
me: yeah unfortunately
my friend: because i learned about it recently from ummm. you don’t want to know
me: oh. OH.
my friend: whatever you’re thinking it’s probably worse
me, after 20 seconds of silence: can i say it? like i have a really good guess
my friend: you’ll probably be wrong bu-
me: really bad fanfiction. you read about it in really bad fanfiction
my friend: yeah but i didn’t read it on my own okay? my friend sent it to me