#ajshdg

[lia-snow]

"Being in the snow with my lover like this immerses me in a special feeling. I like it." 

Old but gold ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spiderlingman]

[sms; Parker] tell me I didn't ruin your life

           You have a text from Tony.

Peter’s not sure when Karen switched from the formal Tony Stark to just Tony, but he suspects it has something to do with Peter no longer calling him Mr Stark. She’s taking her cues from him apparently, which is probably a terrible idea.

Somehow, he thinks Friday would give him the AI equivalent of the stink eye for being a bad influence. Anyway, not the point. Peter swings up to the first ledge he finds and checks his phone.

[text from; Mr Stark] tell me I didn’t ruin your life

“What?”

             It says—

“No, I know what it says. But why’s he saying that?”

           I don’t know. Would you like to call him?

“Yeah—no, no, no, wait, he might be busy.” Peter bites his lip, keeping half an ear on the sounds of traffic for anything amiss, “Hey, Karen. Do you think he’ll be at the compound right now?”

           I don’t have access to Tony’s schedule.            But that’s where the message originated from.            Would you like me to take you there?

Is it just him, or does Karen sound a little too knowing? Maybe even a little smug? He’s not that predictable, is he? Doesn’t matter. It’s not like she guessed wrong.

“Please! As fast as you can.” Peter pockets his phone, and dives off the roof, following the path Karen has set up for him. He’ll just have to hijack the top of a truck for a little bit.

           Peter? Shouldn’t you text Tony back?

Man, he’s gotta have the nosiest AI in the world. 

“Yeah, yeah, hold on.” Peter lands on the back of his ride as carefully as he can, and when the truck doesn’t slow down or veer from its trajectory, he takes out his phone. He’s not about to dictate a message to Karen, okay? He’d like the illusion of privacy, at least.

[text; Mr Stark] not even a little [text; Mr Stark] you made it a million times better

           That’s really sweet.

“Shut up, Karen.” 

AIs shouldn’t laugh. Is that a thing they do? Because Karen always sounds like she’s quietly laughing at him. Peter blushes bright red, and sits sullenly on the truck, willing it to drive faster towards Upstate so he can talk to Tony in person.

[spiderlingman]

❝ If they say I’m a God, that’s what I am. ❞

Road to El Dorado

“Right, if they ask for the god-you, it’s the pagans. If it’s Gabriel — then it’s the angels. Right. Cool. I can do that. Definitely. Cool, cool.” He can lie to supernatural creatures, definitely. He’s a total conman. Easy peasy.

“And uh…will—I mean, are you gonna be close by? Will you just be hiding the whole time?” Because if things get weird, Peter’s just going to point at Gabriel’s hideout.

[spiderlingman]

puzzleboxed replied to your post: “don’t even think about it.”

IM CRYIN. this is perfect

such a great first impression! pls don’t sue, he has no money for lawyers

[ashxnfeathers]

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[ashxnfeathers]

@fightsthatdragon from (x)

“I’ve lost a demon in your hospital. I’m going to go find it.” And then, as an afterthought. “Have a nice day.”

[shitecassidy-blog]

@ossamea from (x)

“No, no, no, no, don’t sit on me, Jaysus, that’s jus’ bloody askin’ for it, what's the matter wit' you?” He says this like the one with the problem is clearly the doctor currently trying to keep him alive. Well, Cassidy’s got news for him. “Give me some blood, then! You’ve got that here, right?”

[foryourhxme]

wxthmybrother:

“We made one day of noise in Bag End,    and now you’re addicted.” 

“Yes. One day of noise in Bag End—— and the months of loud snoring and laughter that followed. Can’t blame a hobbit for getting used to it all.”