One there was a boy named Dismas and his friend Takai and Joseph. They wanted a piece of pizza and they went down to a candy pizza store and they ordered a pizza with heart candies and cotton candy. They took it home, they ate it and then they were so full they were throwing up all over the ground. They were sick because they had candy all over their pizza. And then they all had to go to the doctor and something was wrong with them. The doctor said “Something’s wrong wtih your children.” And then their mother said “Oh geez I told him not to eat that pizza! That stuff is expired.” And then Dismas said "No it wasn’t!" Then Takai said "Yes it was Dismas." And Jeremiah came and said (Because he was the one who made the pizzas) “It was expired! Because it was in the fridge for two thousand years. It was to teach you a lesson.” Then Gaby came and said “Hey, you took my pizza! I’m gonna beat you up now!” Then she gave him the right fist and the left fist. Then they both had bloody noses. Then the pizza woke up in their stomachs and said, "What am I doing here?" Dismas said, "Who is that!?" And the pizza said “Me, in your stomach!” Then Dismas tried to look into his stomach and said “I don’t see you though.” And the pizza said “I’m IN YOU!” Then Takai said, “Wake up pizza in my stomach, I want you to talk to me!” and then the pizza started screaming “AAAH!”
THE END