#alan no

[poh-writes]

Weird that my one of my Alan Wake posts started blowing up after I decided to get back to playing Final Draft for the first time in months. ... .... .....Alan are you writing a story about my blog-

[dimercaprol]

insatiable seity

redraw of a 2018 pic i did for flyblown

pls don’t blame him for considering b|oatf|y syringes a chem. they’re in the aid category and he suffers insufferably from fourth-walli-tis

[breakcorekid]

my friends mousepad got confiscated today 

[eraisme]

Young Heather (as opposed to Adult Era, who actually wants to get work done) has been watching a lot of QI lately and has come to the realization that it probably should have just been called Alan, No.

[deuslex]

Alan: *creeps out of the bathroom without a shirt, pokes through a stack of groceries, takes new bag of toilet paper*

Me: oh yeah sorry--

Alan: *giggles like a gremlin*

Me: :|

Alan: heheh

Me:

Alan: "bunghole"

Me: go away

Alan: you knew I was gonna do it

Me: I did that's why I said go away

Alan: *gremlin giggle into the distance*

Alan:

Alan: *softly* you can't stop the bunghole

[deuslex]

Alan's off to Panera to write

Alan: Okay.

Alan: I'm going to go and give The Future a near-fatal case of cunnilingus.

Alan: I'll be back tonight.

Me: ............

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Alan: put that on tumblr. I know you want to.

Me: *sighs*

Me: okay

Me: f i n e

[soveryanon]

ryttu3k replied to your post: Puni-chan once again hid in Eureka's purse when...

CASS NO

Maybe it's the Team Flare soap.