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guys guys

does anyone want to see an actual baby Pounce 🥺

okay so. before we get to that, to get us in the mood of Pounce With Dad.

This is Andrés Pérez López as Pouncival in Madrid 2003, with Alberto Sánchez as Skimbleshanks (X).

(Also Santiago Cano's Coricopat trying to photobomb the ballet boys.)

Andrés posted this photo and Alberto responded, saying 'I adore this photo' and calling Andrés 'puppy'.

(Skimbledad now calls Pounce puppy, sorry I don't make the rules, that's too adorable to not adopt it as a headcanon).

But also.

Andrés posted two photos of his own kid in Pounce makeup and a wig which I presume Dad kept from one of his own productions! And the wig is too big for smol child and it's beautiful and I love it. 🥺 I'm not going to post the photos here, because child, but I shall link to them on Andrés' insta if anybody wants to see.

[gkhaliq]

Joaquin: Hey spell “me”

Manolo: Okay, m-e?

Joaquin: You forgot the “d”

Manolo: There is no “d” in “me”

Joaquin: Not yet~

Manolo: JOAQUIN YOU LITTLE—

Maria: *smells a rose*

Manolo: What are you doing?

Maria: Smelling a rose

Manolo: Oh okay *whispers* I wish I was that rose

Maria: What?

Manolo: I SAID YOU’RE GROSS—

Manolo: Man, it’s a beautiful day outside

Joaquin: Not as beautiful as me~

Manolo: You look like a pirate Joaquin -_-

Joaquin: Why you bully me? >:^

Maria: Hey papa! I have something to tell you!

General Posada: Yes Maria?

Maria: Remember when you said I cannot date with any boys other then Joaquin right?

General Posada: Yes?

Maira: I’m now dating a girl

General Posada: MARIA WHAT THE FU—

Joaquin: Say it again

Manolo: No way Jose?

Joaquin: THAT’S IT! who is Jose?!

Manolo: Babe it was just a thing—

Azazel: Hey Manolo baby you called?

Joaquin: WHO THR FUCK IS HE?!

Manolo: His name isn’t Jose though!

Azazel: Yeah, it’s daddy~

Manolo: There it is~

Joaquin: MANOLO WHAT THE FU—

Joaquin: You probably play with yourself at night!

Manolo: YOU PROBABLY PLAY WITH YOUR STOMACH YOU FATTIE!

Maria: Oh my god Manolo

Joaquin: (T^T) why would say that?

Maria: Manolo, have you ever slept with any man?

Manolo: Yes I have

Joaquin: It was me~! He slept with me~

Manolo: No, it was your twin brother

Sliver: Hey

Manolo: DADDY~~!! *nosebleed*

Joaquin: MANOLO WHAT THE FU—

Alejandro: Hey Joaquin, you wanna know what’s my favorite planet?

Joaquin: Umm sure?

Alejandro: It’s “Ur-anus~”

Joaquin:.....Alejandro?

Alejandro: Yes~?

Joaquin: I hope you get bitten by a snake

Manolo: JOAQUIN MONDRAGON I AM RIGHT HERE!

Joaquin: >:v why are you in my house, get out!!—

Maira: Hey Maia! How can I get Manolo to ask me out?

Maia: well you know how everyone says “Be yourself”?

Maira: Yes?

Maia: Well don’t do that

Alejandro: Hey Sliver can I get a hug?

Sliver: Suck my ass *goes in his room*

Alejandro: Perhaps “suck my ass” can be our always~

Sliver: *yells across his room* GODDAMIT ALEJANDRO!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Manolo: Papa! I just had sex!

Carlos: That’s great son! Come sit down with me

Manolo: I can’t! My butt hurts

Carlos: You’re butt hurt—*realization* Oh my god Manolo...

Manolo: >:3

Shade: Dad, how did you and Manolo meet?

Sliver: I was walking with my brother and I bumped into him and his guitar fell

Shade: Oh

Sliver: Then I saw his ass and I was like “DAMN BITCH!”

Shade: -_-

((I was bored so yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

[alejandroaguilarperalta]

SICKENING Queen Shots From RuPaul’s DragCon LA

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Elisha Cuthbert, Photoshoot by Alberto Sanchez, 2004.

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Jelly looks after the kids, while Bombalurina and Skimbleshanks... look after each other.

Madrid 2003: Alberto Sánchez as Skimbleshanks, Paqui Sánchez Melchior as Bombalurina, Andrés Pérez Lopez as Pouncival, Teresa Cora as Victoria, and Gorane Markinez as Jellylorum.

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A collection of Munkustraps, building (and demolishing) a train - part 2! Part 1 over here.

1: Jack Rebaldi, who is already ridiculously tall, saying LOOK HOW HIGH I CAN HOLD MY WHEEL oh dear it fell on me, I must imitate Pouncival and stick my leg in the air, Madrid 2004.

2: Michael Gruber’s Munkustrap is just so happy to stand there and beam while he spins a wheel with his foot!

3 and 4: Broadway revival and tour, 2016 and 2019: Andy Huntington-Jones and Dan Hoy. Andy gets stuck in the wheel, Dan just drops it and dies.

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Victoria is all alone in the moonlight. 😭

... oh, no, wait. She found a Skimble. All is well, carry on.

(Teresa Cora and Alberto Sánchez Diaz, Madrid 2003)

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Mistoffelees being unable to keep his paws still during Skimbleshanks’ song.

Victor Ullate Roche, and Alberto Sanchez as Skimbleshanks, Madrid 2004.